tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37546329870885519972024-03-13T11:12:42.214-07:0014 13Event Loungehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18440740580366877552noreply@blogger.comBlogger150125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-29429565393716462132007-05-02T23:44:00.000-07:002018-11-29T10:52:02.975-08:00HilarityYes I know I was on the front cover of wanbao!!!<br />
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Isn't it bloody hilarious? Qingqing actually laughed till she had tears in her eyes.<br />
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More about it later on, I'm so tired!<br />
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Oh by the way, I forgot to mention that <span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">the driver actually sped up when he saw me</span></span>.<br />
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And thus, this makes me completely not my fault anymore, coz I saw him moving slowly and thought I'd walk according to his speed - which is pretty logical.<br />
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Except that he is absolutely mad and wants to knock people down.<br />
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Like a bowling pin. Haha!<br />
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I know how that feels like... sometimes when I'm in a car I feel like bumping people too. Not like hurt them mind you, just like, you know, gently nudge them a little at a green-man crossing, and they'll be like, "WTF?!" and I can go like, "Oops, sorry!! I am sorry, did I hurt your kidney?!" and make a oops-sorry face.<br />
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They'd go about their way while turning back to stare at me vehemently, and I'd just make an apologetic face. After they are go, I'll gently snigger to myself, thinking, "Ah, now I can die in peace knowing I did that once before." Not that I'd do it of course, I'm just saying I have the urge to sometimes. Like how some people have the urge to slap their bosses, but they don't do it. Or how some people have the urge to have sex with things they shouldn't have sex with. That's not me. I don't have that problem.<br />
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Wanbao would probably translate the above paragraphs to:<br />
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"XIAXUE WANTS TO KNOCK INNOCENT PEDESTRIANS DOWN; HAS NO HEART"<br />
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Hehe... Sensational!<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Only positive comments will be <a href="http://www.healthyarea.site/" target="_blank">approved</a>. </span><br />
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You people are just leaving bad comments hoping Wanbao will quote you!!<br />
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Sarcastic comments are allowed if they are funny, unless it somehow curses people around me.<br />
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Why would you curse that Mike breaks up with me? He is innocent, and I'm the best girlfriend he ever had (or would have)! Don't make him lose something so precious!<br />
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Hehe... It pisses you guys off, doesn't it, when I am so chirpy and incorrigible? *smiles widely*<br />
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I feel very funny today. I feel like I have Chandler's spirit inside me. Except girls are just not as funny as guys and I don't have a team of world-class writers behind my jokes.<br />
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I'd write more funny stuff later, if Chandler stays.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Comments saying I am not funny will not be approved. I AM.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-90722724148598589042007-04-30T12:00:00.000-07:002018-12-02T15:16:28.045-08:00A way of life<div style="text-align: center;">
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Ash-green?<br />
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Blonde.</div>
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I really, really <a href="http://www.motronich.tech/" target="_blank">miss</a> my blonde hair...! =( =(<br />
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I do! Being blonde is not as simple as being Scandinavian or acting like one. It is a whole lifestyle and attitude!<br />
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It screams "Look at me!!" and it says, "I take care of my appearance", and it exclaims, "I am fun and girly and probably materialistic, well, I mean, I know how to enjoy life you know - with or without you".<br />
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Wow... This might be my most bimbotic post yet.<br />
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I don't even know how I did it, but that paragraph was like extremely superficial yet appeared deep at the same time.<br />
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Hahahaha!!!<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Bonus photo</span><br />
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Mike being forced to go blonde, at least once, for me:<br />
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That was fun times in sunny California!</div>
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By the way, in case you wondered, the whole "being blonde is a way of life" thing does NOT apply to men. At all.<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;">~ You know you have reached the peak of vanity when you stay awake at 4am thinking of whether or not to go blonde again. ~</span></div>
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p/s: Many of you are probably going to say that I don't look good/look very weird in blonde hair, but irregardless! As I said, it is a way of life, not just a colour!<br />
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p/p/s: I know there is no such word as irregardless, but it's supposed to be spoofing Mean Girls, you idiots. Just relax and stop being a prude.<br />
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<a href="http://www.loventiv.com/">Want any tips about relationship?</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-47473362422252031382007-04-29T08:26:00.000-07:002018-09-18T14:51:49.300-07:00Happy Birthday to ME!!!!Very sad, this year Saddam Hussein died otherwise he can celebrate his birthday with me! I mean not <span style="font-style: italic;">WITH</span> me per se of course, like in his own little hiding hole but at the same time as me.<br />
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Anyway, my life is just<span style="font-weight: bold;"> full</span> of drama.<br />
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On the night of 27th, Kelvin, Qingqing, Mike and I went to JB at like 11pm for some, erm, dvds.<br />
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Of course, as it turns out when we reached the dvd shop we didn't buy anything because we had a guilt trip and it dawned on us that piracy is just <span style="font-weight: bold;">wrong</span>. <span style="font-size: 130%;">WRONG, PEOPLE</span>! Don't steal!<br />
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Ahem.<br />
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So, we went across the road to have some food.<br />
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After gorging, we crossed the road to get back to the car, and Mike told me to run coz there was a car coming.<br />
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I was in a bad mood (due to Mike being generally grumpy due to his lack of his sleep) and out of the corner of my eye I saw a slow moving car and didn't speed up at all but instead proceeded to cross the rest of the road in what can be described as a slow lumbering fashion.<br />
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As expected, my life flashed before me as the LOUD honk of the Malaysian car sounded.<br />
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Actually, I don't know how other people who almost died react, but I was quite tired and when I turned and saw the car was real close to me, all I did was think, "Huh? I thought this car was moving slowly??" With a slightly wide-eyed look.<br />
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And it was supposed to!<br />
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I mean, it's a small road, not the bloody German highway with no speed limit. Autobahn! I'm so smart.<br />
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So anyway, the fucker who almost took my life (23 years ago Momo had a hard time squeezing me out) wound down his window, and shouted at me in Mandarin,<br />
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"YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SEE WHEN YOU CROSS THE ROAD IS IT?"<br />
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(Actually he didn't almost kill me, he was like 2 feet away)<br />
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I don't know why I like to pick fights, but I just shouted back, "FUCK YOU!"<br />
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and showed him my finger.<br />
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I guess I exploded coz it's really kinda annoying to have almost died and then yet have some shout at you.<br />
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I mean, c'mon, fine, it is maybe my fault to cross in a slow stupid manner, but I've already had the fright of my life, and additionally, almost got deafened by your honk, still not enough meh?<br />
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<span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">THEN STILL SHOUT AT ME!</span></span><br />
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Somemore the fucker so fucking ugly, like a piece of ugly fuck can. Stupid low-class middle-aged Chinese guy.<br />
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So, after I shouted at him, he told me to point my finger at my mother or something rude like that, so I smiled at him and pointed my finger at him once again.<br />
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Instead of being honoured since a gorgeous supermodel like myself will never be caught died talking to him under normal circumstances (<span style="font-style: italic;">social suicides, my dears!!</span>), he got down of his car and thundered out of it, shouting various Hokkien vulgarities at me.<br />
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His girlfriend tried to restain him but he got down anyway.<br />
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And till this day I fantasize about how he would try to get off his car in the middle of the road, and while opening the door to get down, an oncoming tank would knock him senseless, thus ending his life.<br />
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I'd then kick his corpse and throw the la la I ta-baoed on his face while his girlfriend weeps. I'd then kick her for bad taste, and throw the extra 10 ringgit I had left over my shoulder as I leave.<br />
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But that didn't happened.<br />
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So that guy got down of his car, and I was rejoined by Kelvin, QQ and Mike when drama ensued (various scoldings by me and that guy, with Mike trying to stand in between us).<br />
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Within a short while, we were joined by a group of other people, Malaysian Ah Bengs, who were good-naturedly asking the fucker what happened.<br />
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The fucker shouted at the Ah bengs, "YOU ALL HER FRIENDS IS IT?" and the Ah Bengs replied, "No, we from the DVD shop... They our customers la, got anything can talk mah..."<br />
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While the fucker proceeded to scold the super sweet DVD shop guys. So nice of them, honestly! They didn't have to help us!<br />
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It's damn funny. I was too boiling mad to remember what happened, but at one point the fucker started shouting at Mike too, asking him,<br />
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"SINGAPOREAN IS IT?"<br />
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to which Mike replied "Yes." since it is really too troublesome to explain, "Nah, I'm from Dallas, which is in Texas, USA, but I used to be born in... blah blah and I am here working in Singapore, just passed by JB for some la la."<br />
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And so the fucker said,<br />
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"Singapolean big fuck izzit?" in the broken English I typed it as.<br />
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And Mike couldn't understand what the fuck he said, which would have been hilarious if not for the fact that I was so angry.<br />
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Stupid uneducated fucker.<br />
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I shouted at him,<br />
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"NI YAO ZHEN YANG? XIAN ZAI NI YAO DA NV REN SHI MA?!" (What do you want, you want to hit a girl?)<br />
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and he replied,<br />
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"WO YAO DA NI YOU ZHEN YANG?!" (So what if I hit you?)<br />
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The DVD shop boys restained him, and after this we walked away since it really isn't wise to pick a fight in other people's turf.<br />
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How gross, for a man to try to pick a fight with a 42kg (fine, 43.5) girl! *roll eyes* Oh yes! Because the girl has a chance to win!<br />
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Hope he dies. No, I'm not just saying it. I do hope he dies.<br />
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On the way back the girls hypothesized about how to verbally abuse him more, while the guys talked about how they would have beaten the fucker up. (Mike, "I'm a leftie, and people never expect that...")<br />
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Sigh.<br />
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Such a dramatic birthday.<br />
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<span style="color: rgb(204 , 0 , 0); font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Wanbao is trying to report the fellowing story, no doubt completely lifting it off to (zero writers' intregrity) fill up their trashy incompetent pages.<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Which is STUPID, since... <span style="font-style: italic;">THE FOLLOWING STORY IS COMPLETELY FICTIONAL</span>. Yes. I made it all up.</span></span></div>
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Speaking of sickening guys, that day Qingqing has a horrible encounter with a Bangala!<br />
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She was at City Plaza alone, taking some money out of the ATM, and this bangala asked her for some change, which she said she had none, and walked rapidly outside.<br />
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The bangala followed her and when she was outside, he <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">GRABBED</span> HER!<br />
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He held on to the back of her arm from behind her, and he said, "You, go Geylang with me."<br />
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<span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">NABEY!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">ANGRY!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">HATEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!</span></span><br />
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How are we girls not supposed to be wary of bangalas you tell me????!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<span style="font-size: 130%; font-style: italic;"><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">So QQ turned around and slapped the bangala.</span></span><br />
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EWWWWWWW SO DIRTY!!! I don't wanna touch him!<br />
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And poor QQ, she was just in jeans and a tee or something! Not like she dressed like a whore or what you know, it's just that she got the sort of face that looks like you can bully her.<br />
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So the bunch of Ah bengs from the cellphone shop came up and started shouting at the bangala, and the bangala, according to QQ, "ran away super fast".<br />
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Haha, bangala running away very fast sounds very funny.<br />
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(QQ said to help her thank the Ah bengs on my blog coz she was so traumatized she just ran away without saying her thanks)<br />
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From the above two stories we can see that Ah Bengs are very nice people.<br />
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So anyway, on the 28th, Shuyin and Wanyi came over to my place to surprise me with a birthday cake, homecooked food (green curry, brinjals, tea eggs, french loaf) and complete with a recorder-blown Happy Birthday song!<br />
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Happy or not?!!!<br />
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My friends are sooooooo super sweet can.<br />
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We gossiped and talked auntie-talk till 5pm, when the girls left and Mike brought me to St Pierre's for a super yummy dinner costing him $155.<br />
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I am super lucky I didn't get killed afterall.<br />
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Imagine Shuyin and Wanyi come, then actually I died already. Damn stupid.<br />
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Ok, pictures soon ok! Very busy.<br />
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Love!!!<br />
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p/s: No offence to Malaysians since you can be quite sensitive. I'm just talking about that particular guy.<br />
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<a href="http://www.loventiv.com/" target="_blank">want any tips about relationship?</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-86686706024396658722007-04-24T20:17:00.000-07:002018-09-18T14:48:05.585-07:00Please don't break up with meDon't dump me ok? Don't leave me for other regularly updated albeit mediocre blogs!<br /><br />I tried so hard, I did!<br /><br />But the cb Midplaza Hotel in Manhattan had a shitty internet connection, which costs $10 USD a day and I had to go to Gillian's room to use it... so yeah la, not very convenient.<br /><br />But here I am! Finally got back home and slept off the jetlag.<br /><br />78 photos.<br /><br />And one new tattoo.<br /><br />One day, I randomly suggested to Qingqing, "You wanna get a same tattoo with me and KK? Something small la, like a tiny star or heart or something."<br /><br />QQ kept quiet, so I thought she wasn't agreeable to it, which is quite normal mind you, since most people won't agree to a tattoo just on a whim like that.<br /><br />I prodded, "What you think?"<br /><br />And she said, "Yeah I want! I am thinking where to put it."<br /><br />Ha! Damn steady one ok! Then she suggested putting it behind our ear.<br /><br />KK was told about this idea the day after, and she was damn enthu about it, so here we are at the tattoo parlour, all getting our second tatts. Sigh. Such zest for life!!<br /><br />Digressing, tattooing is fucking addictive ok?<br /><br />Honestly, I was asking the girls if they were gonna have more tatts, and they all said a loud, "YES."<br /><br />Hahaha! The thing is, we all have no idea what else to ink, but just know that we are not "complete" yet.<br /><br />I think I know why.<br /><br />Once you get over the fact that having a print on your skin forever is <span style="font-style: italic;">not that big a deal</span>, you realise you have a fucking damn lot of skin you can customise to your liking, and man, it's honestly quite overwhelming.<br /><br />And that's why most people don't only have one tattoo. It's addictive!<br /><br />Mike told me not to get more coz it seems to him that I am getting further and further away from what I was when he got together with me (nose job, tattoos, un-blonde hair, not tan anymore), but he is so siao can, I thought men are naturally polygamous - so he should be happy that it would seem like he got some new chick(s) to have sex with, no?<br /><br />Back to the tattooing... When we reached Parkmall, I said I think I'd rather do a heart than a star, and the girls got very mad at me!!<br /><br />They said what's the point of getting a "same" tattoo if I am getting a different design from them?<br /><br />Bah. So I got the tattooist to draw the star on me with a marker.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYastF580I/AAAAAAAAAio/uDHT3GkFFZY/DSC02254.jpg" /><br />Something like this! I'm sold.<br /><br />The other ear had a heart, and it looks awful.<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXaSNF58PI/AAAAAAAAAeA/ZWWs7jV8i1g/DSC02251.jpg" /><br />QQ, pre-tattooing<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXaS9F58QI/AAAAAAAAAeI/jdkXaTzsPUE/DSC02252.jpg" /><br />KK with marker-drawn tattoo<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYattF581I/AAAAAAAAAiw/wil2zQaDloE/DSC02255.jpg" /><br />excited!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYau9F582I/AAAAAAAAAi4/Z5yThoSmMD4/DSC02256.jpg" /><br />Qihua sms-ing while waiting<br /></div><br />Grrrrrr<br /><br />Parkmall's tatt parlour was such a BIG mistake. The owner (I think), Joseph, was not around, and we all got done by the apprentice, who is shitty to say the least.<br /><br />He has no sense of proportion! You'll see.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYav9F583I/AAAAAAAAAjA/Pyvne7KXMzg/DSC02257.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYaxNF584I/AAAAAAAAAjI/472NVpB8M_o/DSC02258.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYaydF585I/AAAAAAAAAjQ/np7xNZBaHoM/DSC02261.jpg" /><br /><br />Looks ok?<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYaztF586I/AAAAAAAAAjY/W6Y1La6UgqU/DSC02262.jpg" /><br />NOT!<br /></div><br />It's a fucking distorted star can!<br /><br />And he can't even see what's wrong with it (it is soooo obvious), and I had to take a picture, enlarge it on my cam, and point out to him that the star is neither symmetrical nor straight.<br /><br />After he touched it up it was better.<br /><br />God! Never again.<br /><br />My snowflake tattooist Jeremy Tan is sooooooo much better.<br /><br />My turn!<br /><br />I wanted a <span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">fat pink star</span></span>:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYa1NF587I/AAAAAAAAAjg/v0Z1fHJoASM/DSC02263.jpg" /><br /></div><br />The pen-drawn star mock-up was sooooo distorted I made him reprint and redraw it.<br /><br />This kinda thing cannot be shui bian (easy-going) one ok, even if I only paid $50 for it. And I was told $50 was a rip-off.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYa4NF589I/AAAAAAAAAjw/BVGN-7yZ_v8/DSC02271.jpg" /><br />My pink star...!!<br /></div><br />This time, it REALLY HURT.<br /><br />It hurt so bad I had to crush Mike's hand while he was colouring it in. On a scale of ten for pain, this one's like 5/10. Which is quite bad because the snowflake was 2/10!<br /><br />I think he really pressed too hard on my skin, my snowflake had like nooooooo blood at all, but my star...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYa29F588I/AAAAAAAAAjo/quXbcaJsLC0/DSC02269.jpg" /><br />Very bleedy<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYa5dF58-I/AAAAAAAAAj4/AFwfPI-gAlg/DSC02277.jpg" /><br />Mike is the only one uninked now<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYa6dF58_I/AAAAAAAAAkA/EGV_OnHXltY/DSC02281.jpg" /><br />We are chio!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYa7tF59AI/AAAAAAAAAkI/lJAVVYnfqiw/DSC02283.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYa89F59BI/AAAAAAAAAkQ/x9BG-PnOj6c/DSC02284.jpg" /><br />Ha!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYa-dF59CI/AAAAAAAAAkY/_SE_mWH5VYg/DSC02286.jpg" /><br />This is before the scab came off...<br /></div><br />Now the star's a baby pink colour.<br /><br />I know! It's not very well-done. I'm gonna go get it touched up by my snowflake guy.<br /><br />That's it about the tattoo!<br /><br />Random photo:<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYa_tF59DI/AAAAAAAAAkg/w31tYedHC4I/DSC02299.jpg" /><br />Mike being cute<br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Gillian's birthday!</span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYbA9F59EI/AAAAAAAAAko/WeXpvf5gaSA/DSC02313.jpg" /><br />Mike and I on our way<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYbB9F59FI/AAAAAAAAAkw/TQ8F_OviwkU/DSC02315.jpg" /><br />At this nice French restaurant<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYbCtF59GI/AAAAAAAAAk4/2IpVhqSALkM/DSC02316.jpg" /><br />Choosing dishes<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYbD9F59HI/AAAAAAAAAlA/qBX2Tdjzkn0/DSC02318.jpg" /><br />All of us, with Mr Tan (G's dad) blurred out coz he wants his privacy<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYbFNF59II/AAAAAAAAAlI/BpmbxbMDQTE/DSC02319.jpg" /><br />Birthday girl with Rozz Joey and Bryan<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYbGdF59JI/AAAAAAAAAlQ/u0MsAD6jgQU/DSC02321.jpg" /><br />They got engaged when G was 22! I am 23! MIKEEE!!!!!!!!!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYbHdF59KI/AAAAAAAAAlY/Qnlro_HpIXc/DSC02324.jpg" /><br />Horrible raw-ish scallops. Hate raw food<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYbItF59LI/AAAAAAAAAlg/2rSo9T7Us1Q/DSC02325.jpg" /><br />The dish is almost finished, but this is the BEST salad I ever had!<br /><br />Warm prawn salad. YUM<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYbJ9F59MI/AAAAAAAAAlo/Ftmyf7JAMaU/DSC02326.jpg" /><br />Mediocre foie gras<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYbK9F59NI/AAAAAAAAAlw/UMT1vzZfp8o/DSC02328.jpg" /><br />Mike + me<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYbMdF59OI/AAAAAAAAAl4/0zYOS6k84A4/DSC02333.jpg" /><br />Us girls<br /></div><br />Being a director, Gillian knows she must know and master all sorts of expressions.<br /><br />For example,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYbQ9F59SI/AAAAAAAAAmY/LMm3uk3ezfc/DSC02338.jpg" /><br />"This one, my cake ah?"<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYbOtF59QI/AAAAAAAAAmI/nzlaQHpbFIE/DSC02336.jpg" /><br />"Must be joking right, nah bey, so small like ant."<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYbNtF59PI/AAAAAAAAAmA/vtyoTSBZshk/DSC02335.jpg" /><br />"Heh? Answer, anyone?"<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYbP9F59RI/AAAAAAAAAmQ/upgFX7co5U0/DSC02337.jpg" /><br />"OK la, I try to make do with this."<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYbTNF59UI/AAAAAAAAAmo/o499YSfGY28/DSC02342.jpg" /><br />"I want more cake!"<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYbU9F59VI/AAAAAAAAAmw/QDnoiXSgKq4/DSC02345.jpg" /><br />Of black<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYbWNF59WI/AAAAAAAAAm4/m3sZGNzAzKs/DSC02348.jpg" /><br />And boots<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYbXtF59XI/AAAAAAAAAnA/eBSRXxUxrAw/DSC02349.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYbY9F59YI/AAAAAAAAAnI/_pua245g6b0/DSC02350.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYbZ9F59ZI/AAAAAAAAAnQ/pp_cCwtSOIA/DSC02352.jpg" /><br />And love + stars<br /><br />Random photo:<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYbc9F59bI/AAAAAAAAAng/FsEajVUM1e0/DSC02357.jpg" /><br />Kelvin acting like Ikea ape<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiYbedF59cI/AAAAAAAAAno/RMxs5amZWpM/DSC02365.jpg" /><br />My new pink highlights/extensions!!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXaUNF58RI/AAAAAAAAAeQ/1deLgQF8-wk/DSC02375.jpg" /><br />With make up and on my way to Dr Georgia Lee's Superstar party!!!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXa6NF58uI/AAAAAAAAAh4/ngu3Sc-vxVI/DSC02418.jpg" /><br />Held at the glamourous poolside of Marriott hotel<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXaVdF58SI/AAAAAAAAAeY/AQoCO-5j6aQ/DSC02380.jpg" /><br />Stripper waiters<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXaW9F58TI/AAAAAAAAAeg/S3yfKtgi6wY/DSC02382.jpg" /><br />The girls with fellow star blogger Joe Augustin!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXaYNF58UI/AAAAAAAAAeo/0T-CdNm6tus/DSC02384.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXaZdF58VI/AAAAAAAAAew/k36w1qQflHw/DSC02385.jpg" /><br />So much fab food it is scary!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXabNF58WI/AAAAAAAAAe4/zTMrP1Ny0XY/DSC02386.jpg" /><br />In front of the smaller stage<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXac9F58XI/AAAAAAAAAfA/wvHqS76t2zU/DSC02387.jpg" /><br />This one Rozz had her eyes closed but my hair looks mighty fine!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXae9F58YI/AAAAAAAAAfI/2Ix8DuUL2uA/DSC02388.jpg" /><br />Better<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXagdF58ZI/AAAAAAAAAfQ/K4OmIz4Bc1c/DSC02389.jpg" /><br />Look!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXahdF58aI/AAAAAAAAAfY/H2W-0TR2MAE/DSC02391.jpg" /><br />We were trying to mimic the poster behind. :D<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXaitF58bI/AAAAAAAAAfg/sCqCHMVXmS0/DSC02392.jpg" /><br />David Gan, Cynthia Koh, Ivy Lee, Chen Han Wei<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXatdF58jI/AAAAAAAAAgg/n1qKYz6PHbw/DSC02402.jpg" /><br />Grabbed over by Joe<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXakdF58cI/AAAAAAAAAfo/rKsMtRkSv3k/DSC02393.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXal9F58dI/AAAAAAAAAfw/_jNcqkWvL4A/DSC02394.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXanNF58eI/AAAAAAAAAf4/Sh7qKEXiazU/DSC02395.jpg" /><br />Me and Paris Hilton!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXaotF58fI/AAAAAAAAAgA/X0ek71mmKsA/DSC02398.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXaqdF58gI/AAAAAAAAAgI/7vM1UGIUKU4/DSC02399.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXardF58hI/AAAAAAAAAgQ/S2Mjq7wJXBc/DSC02400.jpg" /><br />(On left, Dr Lee)<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXasNF58iI/AAAAAAAAAgY/IsJsnknMXGg/DSC02401.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXautF58kI/AAAAAAAAAgo/opp2ibugIvo/DSC02403.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXav9F58lI/AAAAAAAAAgw/TfWFGvTVUfY/DSC02404.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXaxNF58mI/AAAAAAAAAg4/AvafVxnrnEk/DSC02405.jpg" /><br />So many gorgeous people!!<br /><br />Entertainment was provided, such as...<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXay9F58nI/AAAAAAAAAhA/8Ozq3zI6KVI/DSC02407.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXaz9F58oI/AAAAAAAAAhI/PdK6oe0hA68/DSC02408.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXa0tF58pI/AAAAAAAAAhQ/S6QawffYADU/DSC02409.jpg" /><br />A real-life fire blower!!!<br /></div><br />He said his fire sticks are "Fire Satay"s and they are delicious!<br /><br />Do try this at home, stupid people, and try to die from it.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXa19F58qI/AAAAAAAAAhY/uT-uuEvidpk/DSC02412.jpg" /><br />Tarot card reader. She talks quite a bit of nonsense I think.<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXa29F58rI/AAAAAAAAAhg/glNcCkygoFc/DSC02413.jpg" /><br />The pool side is sooooo beautiful<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RiXa4NF58sI/AAAAAAAAAho/eAKrWiIFNF4/DSC02414.jpg" /><br />And lastly, a photo of Rozz, Dr Georgia Lee, and me!<br /></div><br />I am sooooo sleepy now, good night!<br /><br />Super busy.<br /><br />Anyone got a recording of my MSU question?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-30132271874090969082007-04-16T10:49:00.000-07:002018-09-18T14:48:05.946-07:00New York, New YorkBusy busy!<br /><br />Sorry (I know, AGAIN), for the lack of blogs.<br /><br />Besides being busy with helping Mike move, I'm also busy with the inaugural <a href="http://www.singaporeday.sg/">Singapore Day</a> in Manhattan, New York!<br /><br />YIPPEE!<br /><br />Rozz and I were chosen to be the hosts for the web cast segment.<br /><br />:D<br /><br />Which means I will be in NY from 18th till 23rd!! Super dizzy with happiness. Somemore getting PAID to go there!<br /><br />Granted, I have to work, but I talk all the time anyway, so it's not really counted. MUAHAHAHA!!<br /><br />Also going along will be Kit Chan, Hossan Leong, some of the famous bands, Eric Khoo, famous theatre and dance artistes and a lot of other people!! Exciting!<br /><br />I just finished editing SOME photos, but there is lots more, so just hang on there, I'd blog by tomorrow, I promise.<br /><br />Well, I kinda have to before I leave, yeah?<br /><br />Check out <a href="http://www.clicknetwork.tv/">www.clicknetwork.tv</a>! You can see the trailer for our "Girls Out Loud" part II in Malaysia. :D<br /><br />Oh hello there, you cheap Coach bag.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><blockquote><span style="font-weight: bold;">Update: Now is 9.25pm, and I HAVE to leave for the airport already!!!!!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sorry I didn't have time to blog! I edited a shitload of pictures though, so that took up all my time.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">But I promise, if there is internet access in the hotel, I will surely surely blog by tomorrow night. Why not tonight you ask. Because! I am flying for bloody 23 hours.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Poor me. Luckily this time, I will have Rozzie with me. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ta Singapore!</span></blockquote><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-32641447647925985392007-04-08T21:58:00.000-07:002018-09-18T14:48:06.307-07:00Bunnies, QQ's bdae, Esprit launch, and a pink PSP<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Super long post ahead!!</span><br /><br />Here are the bunny photos as promised.<br /><br />I TELL YOU, THAT THING KNOWS IT'S BEING CUTE! It keeps doing it! Even Mike is going soft, and Mike is a macho Texas cowboy who chews on metal bars when he is bored.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaMzvM01lI/AAAAAAAAAWM/Xee4sHjUUvs/DSC02088.jpg" /><br />Bunny in my angmoh's hands.<br /></div><br />They are both angmohs!<br /><br />The Bunny comes from Holland where it can smoke weed legally! I told Kelvin I am going to blow the fan into the bunny's box's holes for some ventilation, and Kelvin asked, "Is the bunny going to be too cold?"<br /><br />I gave him the -_- face and told him the bunny is used to snow and stuff like that. It's currently 8 degrees in his natural habitat, so I don't think a SONA fan will harm it much.<br /><br />OOOHH, cold! Weak bunny!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaM0vM01mI/AAAAAAAAAWU/iJG6Ijbc0TY/DSC02101.jpg" /><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">There's another lop-ear bunny there which looks like a dog!<br /><br />It's super cute and keeps lazing around.<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaM1vM01nI/AAAAAAAAAWc/O_uRKiJsTvk/DSC02103.jpg" /><br />It likes the fan, see?<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaM2vM01oI/AAAAAAAAAWk/HAfgcJxuEdo/DSC02104.jpg" /><br />I put him on my computer table, where it is fascinated by my kickass lcd screen.<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaM3vM01pI/AAAAAAAAAWs/Lgd-NeMEq2Q/DSC02105.jpg" /><br />Pretending to be a Guinea pig<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaM4vM01qI/AAAAAAAAAW0/-6qg20bACGI/DSC02107.jpg" /><br />Acting cute<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaM5_M01rI/AAAAAAAAAW8/x3WpY_LMiXk/DSC02110.jpg" /><br />Found a friend<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaM6_M01sI/AAAAAAAAAXE/j8wqYRmpjLA/DSC02117.jpg" /><br />Cloudy is super jealous<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaM7vM01tI/AAAAAAAAAXM/HrJIpV3Z1wM/DSC02121.jpg" /><br />Awww<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaM8fM01uI/AAAAAAAAAXU/LeduPOtYxs0/DSC02123.jpg" /><br />Naughty bunny kept chewing on the tissue!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaM8_M01vI/AAAAAAAAAXc/KMWc4WZ86BA/DSC02124.jpg" /><br />I hope Momo doesn't mind me using her tupperware... =X<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaM9vM01wI/AAAAAAAAAXk/ECr0Jk3rU8c/DSC02130.jpg" /><br />My favourite photo!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaM-vM01xI/AAAAAAAAAXs/N8-VVJkaaSw/DSC02132.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaM_fM01yI/AAAAAAAAAX0/Dy9b_3SPdyk/DSC02133.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNAfM01zI/AAAAAAAAAX8/qPEDCtgZbRE/DSC02134.jpg" /><br />The bunny doesn't like being sniffed by me it seems<br /><br />It smells nice, like bunny. :D<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNBfM010I/AAAAAAAAAYE/X0qLjs3vOI4/DSC02137.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNCPM011I/AAAAAAAAAYM/9UmFzTcahYE/DSC02140.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNDPM012I/AAAAAAAAAYU/VdCZaNTGlhQ/DSC02141.jpg" /><br />Round ball of fluff!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaND_M013I/AAAAAAAAAYc/dHddt5eb95Y/DSC02142.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNEvM014I/AAAAAAAAAYk/X8STK-24Oew/DSC02143.jpg" /><br />Acting cute again!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNFfM015I/AAAAAAAAAYs/8YhYGITJwIg/DSC02148.jpg" /><br />Confused<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNGfM016I/AAAAAAAAAY0/9DjoEdzkQpM/DSC02150.jpg" /><br />Might be a friend...<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNHPM017I/AAAAAAAAAY8/3xBfWfiKQ0U/DSC02151.jpg" /><br />Nibble<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNIPM018I/AAAAAAAAAZE/tMpY5zdxRgU/DSC02154.jpg" /><br />A kiss!<br /><br />(The TY bunny is given to me by Mike and his mom. :D)<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNI_M019I/AAAAAAAAAZM/9LI67IuSEXY/DSC02158.jpg" /><br />One more of bunny ass<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNJvM01-I/AAAAAAAAAZU/lVFHZZGPNfQ/DSC02160.jpg" /><br />It peed here. :(<br /></div><br />And thus the bunny is brought out of my place and whisked to Ritz Carlton, where Kelvin the kai zi booked a $400 room for <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:180%;" >Qing qing's birthday</span>.<br /><br />The idiot told her they are going swimming, so she dressed down.<br /><br />Just to illustrate the disparity in dressing, I was in a white dress with blue-green fishnet stockings and blue-green heels.<br /><br />Stupid Kelvin!<br /><br />Luckily QQ brought a change of clothes and some make up.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNKfM01_I/AAAAAAAAAZc/qrhTNXcvgrE/DSC02162.jpg" /><br />She is happy coz...<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNLvM02AI/AAAAAAAAAZk/tTtxFg3EH4w/DSC02164.jpg" /><br />Got nice bdae cake<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNMvM02BI/AAAAAAAAAZs/XrZcfD9AWXg/DSC02167.jpg" /><br />Her friends are there (inclusive of me hor, taking photos)<br /></div><br />And her family's also there! (Though I didn't put up their pic coz I am scared some of them might not like it)<br /><br />QQ very happy with the bunny:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNNvM02CI/AAAAAAAAAZ0/cpx_WjIeIAs/DSC02170.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNqfM02gI/AAAAAAAAAdk/dj-g7eG03aI/qq1.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNO_M02DI/AAAAAAAAAZ8/KswTTS069K8/DSC02173.jpg" /><br />I swear it is acting cute again lar!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNPvM02EI/AAAAAAAAAaE/o-J14Pk7AC4/DSC02176.jpg" /><br />Mr Wee, main sponsor of bunny. Qihua and me paid $30 each.<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNR_M02GI/AAAAAAAAAaU/5_xz-xj_XKQ/DSC02179.jpg" /><br />After make up!<br /></div><br />KK and I giving QQ a pageant kiss<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNQvM02FI/AAAAAAAAAaM/Ft6gaRSN2Dk/DSC02178.jpg" /><br />KK's bf Sho snapped an ugly shot while we were unaware.<br /></div><br />From here we can see that QQ is always ready and thus the queen of cam-whoring.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNS_M02HI/AAAAAAAAAac/PmJxGBZ6cBo/DSC02181.jpg" /><br />+ sea view<br /></div><br />After this, we moved on to <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:180%;" >Haru restaurant in One Fullerton</span> for dinner, together with QQ's family.<br /><br />Before I begin with the photos, I'm going to complain about this stupid Haru restaurant.<br /><br />Kelvin had this book from Tattler that shows the top 100 Singaporean restaurants, and he chose Haru, coz he thought the family might like Japanese food more than, say, French (coz got kids also).<br /><br />So fine.<br /><br />There were about 18 people that day, and the bill came up to <span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">$1,400 +++</span></span>. (Which Kelvin paid.....)<br /><br />So that's around $80 per pax, right? Good, now we have established that we are paying good money, and we expect good service in return.<br /><br />But look!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNT_M02II/AAAAAAAAAak/2X1U18F_pUs/DSC02183.jpg" /><br />KK and me<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNVPM02JI/AAAAAAAAAas/yyaTBsF_fP0/DSC02185.jpg" /><br />QQ and me<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNWfM02KI/AAAAAAAAAa0/9eeu438HsZA/DSC02186.jpg" /><br />QQ KK and me<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNXfM02LI/AAAAAAAAAa8/4N_uM3pOokI/DSC02188.jpg" /><br />Mike, expectant<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" ><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">*Picture removed coz some managers </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">can be sooooo ridiculous. Roll eyes*</span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />QQ's family, with her parents, da jie, er jie and her brother<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNZvM02NI/AAAAAAAAAbM/nijD61Aydwc/DSC02202.jpg" /><br />Fann being boh liao with my camera<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNafM02OI/AAAAAAAAAbU/ihPxslB0zao/DSC02204.jpg" /><br />QQ and I acting like bunnies<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNb_M02QI/AAAAAAAAAbk/GwBmc0T4HLc/DSC02207.jpg" /><br />Mike + me<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNcvM02RI/AAAAAAAAAbs/6sh54-m-FNA/DSC02210.jpg" /><br />Just me + bored KK at the back<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNdfM02SI/AAAAAAAAAb0/rXCYAevV9Wc/DSC02216.jpg" /><br />Girls love diamonds, even the fake ones<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNa_M02PI/AAAAAAAAAbc/F_YGUAVGz0U/DSC02206.jpg" /><br />and general waiting...<br /></div><br />YOU KNOW WHY WE HAD SO MUCH TIME TO TAKE SO MANY PHOTOS?<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Coz the FOOD JUST WONT COME!</span></span><br /><br />We arrived at 7pm, mucked around till maybe <span style="font-weight: bold;">7.20pm</span> to order, and by <span style="font-weight: bold;">8.45pm</span>, our main courses haven't even arrived.<br /><br /><br />CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">CAN YOU?!</span><br /><br />And as you can see, the restaurant is really fucking empty (there are more empty seats you can't see)<br /><br />We all ordered Kobe beef, and the beef was just RAW UNMARINATED CUBES that we were supposed to cook ourselves on hot stones!<br /><br />HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO CUT UP BEEF CUBES?<br /><br />Must fly to Japan first to kill the cow huh?<br /><br />After the beef cubes arrived, it took another 15 mins (20 for poor KK) for the hot stones to come.<br /><br />Can you imagine your room-temperature beef cubes just sitting on the table for so long? It's bloody unhygienic la!<br /><br />One of the waitress gave us <span style="font-style: italic;">SUCH</span> bad service.<br /><br />Namely she:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1) </span>When QQ asked for iced water for the table, she exclaimed, "For <span style="font-style: italic;">EVERYONE?!</span>" in an incredulous manner and gave a look as if it is ridiculous that everyone needs a glass of water. Hello?! $80 per pax! Water took 10 mins to arrive.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2)</span> When our tempuras arrived, it came with NO SAUCE. We asked for sauce once, and she said it's coming. 5 mins later, we asked again, and now she irritably said it is coming.<br /><br />By the time it arrived, we were already so famished that most of us ate the tempura without it's special sauce.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3) </span>We had 2 tables, and one table had Kobe beef served much earlier to them than my table.<br /><br />When we had our beef, QQ and Kelvin put their beef on the hot stone, only to have it stick to the stone and char on the stone's surface, wasting the expensive tormented calf meat.<br /><br />So QQ asked her, "How do you cook this? Are you supposed to cook with this sauce or what?" - pointing to some sauces given to her.<br /><br />The waitress replied, "No, for Kobe beef don't need sauce."<br /><br />And Kelvin said, "But it sticks to the stone. Do we need oil to cook this?"<br /><br />And she said, "<span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Oh, you want the oil?</span>"<br /><br />We checked, and the other table had the oil served to them <span style="font-weight: bold;">together</span> with their hot stone.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">APPARENTLY THE OIL IS A NECESSITY FOR COOKING THE KOBE BEEF.</span></span><br /><br /><br />Fucking idiotic waitress.<br /><br />She's like serving us a McChicken without a chicken fillet, and when you ask her about it, she goes, "Oh, you want a chicken fillet with that?"<br /><br />YES IDIOT, WE DO!<br /><br />Oil took another 10 years to come.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">4)</span> I asked her how long more my food is going to take to come. She replied curtly, "It's coming."<br /><br />And so I said, "Yes, but I want to know HOW LONG MORE."<br /><br />I could have slapped her. She replied again, "It's coming." this time raising her eyebrows at me and turning on her heel to leave.<br /><br />So, the next time she came to our table, I said, "I want to speak to your manager."<br /><br />And you will never guess what she replied! Yes! She said, "But your food is coming already!" like, therefore, I shouldn't request to see her manager. *roll eyes*<br /><br />I said, "Yes, BUT I STILL WANT TO SEE HIM."<br /><br />She shrugged and motioned him over, but the manager is just a blibbering tiny Japanese guy whom I can't understand most of the time, although he was very apologetic and explained something about how the kitchen only has 5 staff inside.<br /><br />I told him that the restaurant is not even half full, and if you only want to have 5 chefs then please let us know in advance so we will come at 3pm in future to eat at 6pm!<br /><br />He just kept saying sorry, so I waved him away.<br /><br />They gave us complimentary dessert, but guess what guys? <span style="font-weight: bold;">NEVER GO THERE.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >Haru in One Fullerton = BAD BAD BAD</span><br /><br />The experience was sooooo horrible.<br /><br /><br />Kelvin suggested that maybe our table's food was so slow coz they saw that the other table (which had it's food come way faster) had Fann Wong.<br /><br />I squinted at him and hollered, "<span style="font-style: italic;">THEN THEY ARE STUPID COZ FANN WONG DOESN'T HAVE A BLOG!</span>" and Kelvin laughed.<br /><br />Fuckers.<br /><br />Angry.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNePM02TI/AAAAAAAAAb8/m7EMF_XYtEA/DSC02221.jpg" /><br />Pity, the outside of the restaurant had a nice view<br /></div><br />End of day!<br /><br />We go <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">sing KTV</span></span>, and QQ finally cried coz she is touched. :D<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNrvM02hI/AAAAAAAAAds/UjICjMtIwUQ/qq2.jpg" /><br /><br />Or maybe it is coz of the way the waitress treated us, I won't know.<br /></div><br />Rozz invited me to the <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">launch of Esprit in Heeren</span></span><br /><br />They gave me $500 worth of Esprit vouchers! Happy happy!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNgvM02WI/AAAAAAAAAcU/4eC1ZZL32ek/DSC02233.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNlPM02bI/AAAAAAAAAc8/Y2f5FvGqPGg/DSC02242.jpg" /><br />Food by NYDC<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNhvM02XI/AAAAAAAAAcc/c7tlc5Rp2iU/DSC02234.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNivM02YI/AAAAAAAAAck/5UeBH-sgn8U/DSC02235.jpg" /><br />QQ + me<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNjfM02ZI/AAAAAAAAAcs/sj1Bn9jocOk/DSC02238.jpg" /><br />Baby<br /></div><br />There was this bunch of white (with 1 single Chinese and 1 single Black girl) models, erm, modeling Esprit's clothes just beside NYDC, so i told Mike to just go and walk into the area, pretending to be one of the models.<br /><br />Won't it be so fucking funny?!<br /><br />All the rest of the models will be like, "Where this siao guy come up from?" all while Mike struts his stuff, giving his best Zoolander look.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNkfM02aI/AAAAAAAAAc0/C_dOS0bcTF4/DSC02240.jpg" /><br />With Randall Tan<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNmfM02cI/AAAAAAAAAdE/YvcVTgA7Hxk/DSC02243.jpg" /><br />Daphne<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNnfM02dI/AAAAAAAAAdM/AOswXGkM9dk/DSC02244.jpg" /><br />Ericia Lee<br /></div><br />I didn't manage to take any photo with Rozz :(<br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0); font-weight: bold;">MY PINK PSP!!!</span></span><br /></div><br />Screw all of you guys who said I should stop being buay paiseh (coz I am not a celebrity, etc rubbish).<br /><br />Because my life's motto is: "<span style="font-weight: bold;">If you don't ask, you don't get!</span>"<br /><br />And because I asked, I got a pink psp now!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNe_M02UI/AAAAAAAAAcE/bMfDvOLsJaU/DSC02225.jpg" /><br />Arrived in the mail!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNfvM02VI/AAAAAAAAAcM/0-srSYRRfpk/DSC02226.jpg" /><br />Exciting!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhaNpfM02fI/AAAAAAAAAdc/k49_AMmyIJk/DSC02250.jpg" /><br />It comes inclusive of some really fun games! :D<br /></div><br />My pink PSP is given courtesy of Agloco Singapore.<br /><br />Agloco is a company that paid you to surf the internet. Its former company, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AllAdvantage">AllAdvantage</a> has raised nearly US$200 million in venture capital and paid over US$120 million to its members. If you are interested to get paid for surfing web, you can join <a href="http://www.agloco.com.sg/">Agloco</a> Singapore for free. =)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-20611089164112912372007-04-06T08:22:00.000-07:002018-09-18T14:48:06.670-07:00UGLY TISSUESI had it with tissue boxes!!!<br /><br />I've been trying to prettify my room, and I always thought the ugly tissues I've been using all my life was because Momo was being cheap and just bought the ugly ones coz they are more economical.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">BUT I AM WRONG!!</span><br /><br />The tissue boxes being sold are <span style="font-weight: bold;">ALL </span>ugly!<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">WHY ARE THEY ALL SO GAUDY AND CHEAP-LOOKING????</span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhZi2_M01cI/AAAAAAAAAVE/JqM86JLy2A0/DSC02232.jpg" /><br /></div><br />WHY?<br /><br />Why must there always be some landscape, or an animal, or some stupid cheap-looking flower?<br /><br />Why must the boxes all be in garish colours like neon purple, and WHO IS THE IDIOT who suggested that <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">all the tissue boxes within a 5-box packet must be a different colour</span>?<br /><br />WHO? Some idiot from the psychedelic 70s?<br /><br />How's all these bright colours supposed to match <span style="font-style: italic;">ANY</span> furniture?<br /><br />What good does it do to anyone to have all the boxes in a separate colour ANYWAY?<br /><br />Oh, so mummy can have purple, little boy can have blue, daddy can have grey, and little girl can have pink? HUH?<br /><br />Idiots.<br /><br />I swear tissue box designers all have a conspiracy with tissue box cover sellers. I bet they are the same damn people even!!!<br /><br />That could be the only reason why these boxes are so ugly, they <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">HAVE </span>to be covered!<br /><br />I know, why am I griping about this problem when I can just buy a tissue box cover, right?<br /><br />BUT WHY? Tissue box covers are bloody unnecessary and so troublesome. Besides, they become dirty after a while, and you even have to wash them!!!<br /><br />I just want to buy a nice-looking tissue box, and throw it away after I am done!<br /><br />If I had more money, I'd set up a company that sells tissue paper, and instead of targetting cheap aunties and such, my niche target audience will be people like me...<br /><br />Ridiculously-anal-about-aesthetics young people who don't give a shit whether the tissue is soft, 4-bloody-ply, or has a bonus 8% given free.<br /><br />WE DON'T FUCKING CARE if the strength is good or whether your tissue is family-friendly. Fucking tissue is just tissue, alright?!<br /><br />I think if I had enough money, I'd be earning so much! I'd charge a premium of $2 extra per 5-box packet, and people like me would surely buy it up in a jiffy.<br /><br />I don't even need to hire a designer! This is how it'll look like:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhZi3vM01dI/AAAAAAAAAVM/9bUpa9UzEik/best.jpg" /><br /></div><br />A plain white box with my brand embossed on two sides.<br /><br />Any other information can go UNDERNEATH the box.<br /><br />Man, I am still pissed off! It's unbelievable that in the whole supermarket, there is only 2 tissue brands that are passably ok-looking.<br /><br />This Kleenex brand which is plain white, or plain brown, and plain grey, but it's super expensive and there is only 3 boxes in each jumbo packet, and it's stupid coz it's 3 ply and nobody needs that.<br /><br />So I bought this one:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/RhZi1PM01bI/AAAAAAAAAU8/7qBwQOGxgkU/DSC02231.jpg" /><br /></div><br />I still think it's super to have all the boxes in different colours, but at least there are no kittens on the box.<br /><br />How's a stupid kitten relevant to tissue?! I'm going on a tirade to smash all the ugly tissue boxes.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Man!</span> I can't stand ugly things. Look what I did to my nose!<br /><br />Beware.<br /><br />p/s: Pink was the fourth in the row, but I cut a hole in the middle to take it out first, naturally. I wish all the boxes were pink!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-6690134319054429772007-04-01T22:15:00.000-07:002018-09-18T14:48:07.032-07:00Bunnnnnnny<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_NWD6eKBy8S8/RhCR3u6jGYI/AAAAAAAAAUo/JDXwY8WEt-o/s1600-h/DSC02078.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_NWD6eKBy8S8/RhCR3u6jGYI/AAAAAAAAAUo/JDXwY8WEt-o/s400/DSC02078.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5048695568954759554" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_NWD6eKBy8S8/RhCR4O6jGZI/AAAAAAAAAUw/PjGQ13fbeT4/s1600-h/DSC02079.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_NWD6eKBy8S8/RhCR4O6jGZI/AAAAAAAAAUw/PjGQ13fbeT4/s400/DSC02079.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5048695577544694162" border="0" /></a><br /><center>Clickable</center><br /><br />Qing qing's bdae present!<br /><br />Sorry for the lousy photo quality, I haven't photoshopped these pictures yet...<br /><br />But isn't the bunny super cute???????<br /><br />I took alot of photos of it, I'll upload them soon. By a lot I mean 80 shots.<br /><br />Cloudy's super jealous when I took care of it for the night before her bdae!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Postnote: Those are OBVIOUSLY not my fingers. It's the shopowner's.</span><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-30721454190313594612007-03-31T02:10:00.000-07:002018-09-18T14:48:07.395-07:00Presents and seaweedI'm so excited! In a bit I'm going with Qihua to collect Qing qing's birthday present, and we all love love love the present!!<br /><br />Though, I can't tell you guys <span style="font-style: italic;">YET</span> what it is, as Qing's bdae is not till Sunday. *smug smile*<br /><br />We all had a fun time teasing her yesterday about it, giving her rubbish clues like "It can be worn, can be eaten, and can be flicked" and the preverted girl keeps thinking it has something to do with sex, like an edible underwear or something!!<br /><br />Siao one.<br /><br />So, that day, I was randomly talking to Gillian (my manager) about this new crispy seaweed I discovered called Tao Kae Noi and how much I am obsessing over it coz I like it so much.<br /><br />But it's quite expensive la, the single sheet one is 70c and the big packets are like $2.95 or something.<br /><br />And Gillian was like, to my surprise, "Yeah, my favourite is the Wasabi one!". I only found one other avid lover of Tao Kae Noi, who is Wong, and everyone else seemed to have not tried it before, so I am quite happy that I found another common liker of the seaweed. :D<br /><br /><br />"Hey," I said excitedly to G, "Let's ask them to advertise with us la, then they can give us free samples!!!"<br /><br />And so G approached them.<br /><br />Unfortunately, they said they didn't have a budget allocated, but since Wendy likes it so much, we will give her some packets for free!!<br /><br />I HAVE SO MUCH SEAWEED AT HOME NOW!!!!!!!!!!! SHIOK!<br /><br />For those of you who are missing out, here is the seaweed I am talking about:<br /><br />My favourite is original flavour...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rg4kku6jGMI/AAAAAAAAATI/vGn6m5czfYQ/DSC02055.jpg" /><br />Buy the big packets! Single sheet's never enough!!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rg4klu6jGNI/AAAAAAAAATQ/x0o8OLKddFI/DSC02056.jpg" /><br />Inside, half eaten<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rg4kn-6jGPI/AAAAAAAAATg/mi2cpcJUiqM/DSC02063.jpg" /><br /></div>It is very different from conventional seaweed coz it's so crispy! And yummier.<br /><br />And they let me try this new flavour called the Tempura Seaweed!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rg4kgO6jGII/AAAAAAAAASo/r580O9u-6J0/tkn2.jpg" /><br />Not out in Singapore yet!<br /><br />Even the packaging in still in Thai<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rg4kwu6jGXI/AAAAAAAAAUg/42qjLupVNS0/tkn1.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rg4khe6jGJI/AAAAAAAAASw/yCatTwPUZkM/DSC02048.jpg" /><br />Inside<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rg4kie6jGKI/AAAAAAAAAS4/90kBvLGbht8/tkn3.jpg" /><br />One side seaweed<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rg4kje6jGLI/AAAAAAAAATA/SvX6ANdeiF0/DSC02050.jpg" /><br />Other side tempura! Yummy<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rg4kou6jGQI/AAAAAAAAATo/UiNAQ3uP7nM/DSC02069.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rg4kpe6jGRI/AAAAAAAAATw/TFvlFL78qPE/DSC02070.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rg4kqO6jGSI/AAAAAAAAAT4/0_5AyBdb5bU/DSC02071.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rg4kme6jGOI/AAAAAAAAATY/QrE3-54355s/DSC02081.jpg" /><br /></div><br />Professional cam-whores can cam-whore with even just a piece of seaweed!<br /><br />Besides original, there is also...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rg4ktO6jGVI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/i45JFNRO1Bw/DSC02086.jpg" /><br />Tomato, which I like<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rg4ku-6jGWI/AAAAAAAAAUY/YG-iXDHnOR4/DSC02087.jpg" /><br />Tom Yam... A bit spicy with a tinge of sourness.<br /></div><br />As well as Hot & Spicy (which I have not tried before, but is Wong's favourite) and Wasabi, which I dislike coz wasabi sucks!!! *looks at wasabi lovers weirdly*<br /><br />Better wash your mouth after you eat, or you will look like me!<br /><div style="text-align: center;">.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rg4kr-6jGUI/AAAAAAAAAUI/RFfiQXAtI5c/DSC02075.jpg" /><br />Hahaha</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-81489295476376166082007-03-27T09:18:00.000-07:002018-09-18T14:48:07.756-07:00SFF, Jaan, and a beautiful computerHAHAHAHA!!!<br /><br />Some people are just so hilarious!!<br /><br />No seriously, people who leave hate comments are real comedians sometimes, I feel. I have no idea why, but the last post made some kids really angry, and they left remarks like,<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"You are just a poor girl who has to wash your own dishes so stop acting rich!! Even my maid also richer than you...! I stay in a private house and I drive a big car!"</span><br /><br />etc etc, obviously not as coherently as I just typed.<br /><br />What the fuck is the problem with you people? <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">I never said I was rich</span></span> in the previous post, I merely said <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">I spend beyond my limits</span></span>. Siao!!!<br /><br />Besides, how sure are you all that I am not rich? Maybe I've been saving money since I was a kid and I have tens of thousands in my bank? <span style="font-style: italic;">Maybe</span> I won toto but I just didn't mention it coz I am scared people borrow money from me?<br /><br />It's very weird how people take pleasure in telling me they are richer than me. Do you think anyone cares how rich <span style="font-style: italic;">YOU</span> are? Nope, coz you are still... a sad rich nobody. Ha!<br /><br />And this is my blog with 30,000 readers a day, obviously when I am being happy and indulgent I'd blog about it, but I'm not going to take photos of myself washing dishes or vaccuuming the floor in a dirty old tee now, am I?<br /><br />YOU THINK I CINDERELLA AH?<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Why should I be more humble?</span></span><br /><br />Just to please you all? No, really, just to please you all? I think I'd gently decline - just go fuck yourself.<br /><br />Irritating la such people!!!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Delete delete!!</span> Imma delete all the long stupid comments that you all wrote.<br /><br />Back to rich and happy topics again.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >I SPLURGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span><br /><br />=( =( =(<br /><br />I went to Sim Lim and within 3 hours or so I spent $600++!!!!!<br /><br />I can't resist buying stuff leh, how? I really, really got to STOP spending beyond my limits.... =(<br /><br />Ming and Mike went with me, and the poor boys just keep having to carry my heavy purchases for me...<br /><br />Thanks Ming, you are super sweet lar!<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">IT Geek @ Heart</span><br /><br />My Samsung White LCD monitor!! 19 inch/$344</span></span><br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rga1FhdfeVI/AAAAAAAAAPM/93aOEgHLWXQ/DSC01969.jpg" /><br />Imagine a better life without your bulky CRT monitor!!!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rga1GRdfeWI/AAAAAAAAAPU/U8eF4mlnmmA/DSC01973.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">I AM SO HAPPY!!!</span><br /><br />I kept hopping around... Mike and Cloudy...<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rga1HBdfeXI/AAAAAAAAAPc/u3gdIg2N1bs/DSC01974.jpg" /><br />Both think it's typical behaviour from me. Hehe...<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rga1HxdfeYI/AAAAAAAAAPk/76a_WPXuPJE/DSC01977.jpg" /><br />CHIO CHIO CHIO!!!!!!!<br /><br />White and sleek and big!!!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rga1IxdfeZI/AAAAAAAAAPs/hF_CdGTJL2g/DSC01978.jpg" /><br />Baby pink luv<br /><br /></div>And to go with the whole look I bought a nice pink mouse.... $25<br /><br />After I got my monitor I was looking around for RAM, and I bought a one gig one for $135...<br /><br />I thought maybe I'd buy some new speakers as well, because my old speakers make nice music sound like an old banshee wailing her head off.<br /><br /><br />Unbelieveably, when I was just about to give up on my speakers quest (nothing nice and not involving a ridiculously huge sub woofer) when I SAW <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:180%;" >THIS</span>:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rga1JhdfeaI/AAAAAAAAAP0/PNEpoBq3DJg/DSC01981.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">A PINK CPU CASE!!!!!!!!!</span><br /><br /><br />SIBEH SIBEH CHIO!!<br /></div><br />(P/s: I am not a laptop sort of person, I like PCs)<br /><br />I mean, CPU casings are usually bloody masculine-looking, and it is just out of pure chance that I saw this shop displaying a pink one!<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">PINK LEH!</span><br /><br />How rare is that? Out of all the shops in Simlim, I seriously only saw ONE shop selling a remotely girly cpu casing... which is this one.<br /><br />Ming and Mike visibly withered while I asked the owner how much it costs and whether my computer parts can fit into it, etc etc...<br /><br />Within 5 mins of talking, I was sure I had to have it, and paid up. Looking back though, it was kinda dangerous because I had no idea if it would have worked with my old parts!<br /><br />I think Mike must have wanted to whack my head with the casing all while cursing himself viciously for walking pass this particular store, because he knows he will have to be the one to fix it up. :D<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">$105</span>.<br /><br />Cheap! Well, I think it's cheap. It's rare to find a nice clean looking cpu casing!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rga1KRdfebI/AAAAAAAAAP8/vmlI6pCIbPc/DSC01982.jpg" /><br />Matches my carpet!!<br /><br />Enough of ugly CPUs!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rga1LBdfecI/AAAAAAAAAQE/mPDsQ0tp2Ek/DSC01983.jpg" /><br />Comes with an extra fan...<br /></div><br />The only unfortunate thing is that the lcd lights are <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">BLUE</span>!!<br /><br />:( I wish computer designers will stop using blue for EVERYTHING!<br /><br /><br />Look at this fine example: My old CPU<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rga1MRdfedI/AAAAAAAAAQM/dRYp3vKHptg/DSC01984.jpg" /><br />Bye ugly thing!!!!<br /></div><br />Some boys might be defensively shouting, "That's not ugly what! It's a normal-looking cpu!"<br /><br />BUT IT IS! To girls it is. Engineers should never take over the jobs of designers.<br /><br />I am so happy!! Mike managed to squeeze the contents of such a large casing into my small small pink one, and to add, now my frontal USB port works!<br /><br />Thanks baby!<br /><br />:D<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Random photo:</span></span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rga1AxdfePI/AAAAAAAAAOc/NJR5AjJGfgo/DSC01954e.jpg" /><br />Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!<br /></div><br />I keep seeing this poster and it is so fucking funny!! Have you ever wondered how a turtle would look like without his shell?<br /><br />Look at the tmnts! They all look like they are wearing their shells as a tube top! The shells look detached from their skins.<br /><br />Or rather, they are wearing a flat sort of washboard on their tummies (tied to their waist with a ribbon) to cover their neh nehs. HAHAHA<br /><br />Hehe, gay turtles!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tangs 30th Anniversary</span></span><br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rgk-YxdfenI/AAAAAAAAARc/k_kLoHYmojY/DSC01944.jpg" /><br />I think it's 30th I am not too sure...<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rga09hdfeNI/AAAAAAAAAOM/wHSBfz_DMmA/DSC01953.jpg" /><br />With Joan's baby!!<br /><br />Baby Clare really looks like her daddy...<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rgk-cBdfeoI/AAAAAAAAARk/x8z6MlY08KU/DSC01947.jpg" /><br />Rozz looking glamourous while hosting with Bernard Lim<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rgk-gRdfepI/AAAAAAAAARs/jB_bSAw8u5A/DSC01948.jpg?imgmax=400" /><br />I brought Wong there.<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rgk-khdfeqI/AAAAAAAAAR0/In7lUoZxOjk/DSC01949.jpg?imgmax=400" /><br />The female model is so gorgeous!!<br /><br />Anyway, did you realise this is Elvis, Charlie Chaplin, and Madonna?<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rgk-oRdferI/AAAAAAAAAR8/KySe4fpR4ik/DSC01950.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">HAGRID???? IS THAT YOU??</span><br /></span></div><br />Actually, this is Whitney Houston. If you scroll a little up, you will see her, and her massive hair, standing beside "Marilyn Monroe". :)<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Singapore Fashion Festival</span></span><br /><br />Opening show - Vivianne Tam<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rga1BhdfeQI/AAAAAAAAAOk/EUtFuotvcnQ/DSC01961.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rga1CRdfeRI/AAAAAAAAAOs/k9-uQst9loE/DSC01962.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rga1DBdfeSI/AAAAAAAAAO0/R_EdVs8MpQ8/DSC01963.jpg" /><br />Debbie with our GoL stylist Elisa!<br />She said I can't put her on my blog =X<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rga1DxdfeTI/AAAAAAAAAO8/OGkzyTzNdZM/DSC01965.jpg" /><br />Ashley, Joan and Joan's sister!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rga1ExdfeUI/AAAAAAAAAPE/U0BC5qgwPWs/DSC01967.jpg" /><br />Me + Denise Keller!!<br /><br />So gorgeous!<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" >Jaan Restaurant (Swissotel level 70!!)</span><br /></div><br />Mike is the sweetest! He said that he will treat me to dinner at Equinox if he gets the job that he wants, and he did!<br /><br />Lucky me.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rgk92BdfeeI/AAAAAAAAAQU/rvlRabt6rQc/DSC01890.jpg" /><br />The fabulous view is worth half the price. :)<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rgk95RdfefI/AAAAAAAAAQc/cji5JAehzr4/DSC01892.jpg" /><br />In what I thought was a classy green dress<br /></div><br />Unfortunately, with the flash it seems everyone can see the white bra. I assure you in normal lighting it cannot be seen. Oh well.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rgk-OBdfekI/AAAAAAAAARE/VgPkN-NM524/DSC01897.jpg" /><br />You can't tell, but I am SO HAPPY with my food!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rgk99hdfegI/AAAAAAAAAQk/Y1Ht_yw0cSE/DSC01893.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rgk-IBdfeiI/AAAAAAAAAQ0/H3LlCtK11QQ/DSC01895.jpg" /><br />Super super yummy veal with truffles!<br /><br />Oh, it's soooooo good.<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rgk-DBdfehI/AAAAAAAAAQs/AH4Hwlc-CdA/DSC01894.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rgk-LBdfejI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/KjJSQFKc2Wg/DSC01896.jpg" /><br /></div><br />Mike had Maine lobster, which, as you can see, he enjoyed.<br /><br />Yummy!! I shall work harder to be rich so I can afford to do this every once a month or so.<br /><br />Oh yeah! The service there was so... CONDESCENDING!<br /><br />I won't say it is BAD per se, coz the waiters were extremely attentive and rather polite, but there was this one guy...<br /><br />Mike's already decided he wants the lobster, but I was still not sure about the rest of the menu, so I asked the waiter about the veal and the codfish.<br /><br />Everytime I finished asking a question, he would LOOK AT MIKE AND ANSWER MIKE.<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">HELLO LAO NIANG TALKING TO YOU OK!!!</span></span><br /><br />His arm was draped across Mike's seat backing, and he just plain refused to look at me while answering MY question!!<br /><br />After two questions I got fed up with him and said, "<span style="font-weight: bold;">Excuse me, it is me who wants the veal not him</span>."<br /><br />AND YET THIS FELLOW KEPT UP HIS TALKING TO MIKE!<br /><br />Poor Mike didn't know what to do so he just kept looking from my frowny face to the waiter's face, as if directing the waiter to answer me while looking at me.<br /><br />So annoying!<br /><br />It is bloody condescending ok! I think he is answering Mike just because Mike is angmoh and he thinks I'm some cheap China slut or something.<br /><br />ANGRY! Feel so annoyed. I wish I remember his damn name.<br /><br />Or maybe, as Mike suggested, the waiter is afraid Mike gets jealous if he looks at me? But can't be what, after I told him sharply that he is being rude, he still continued with his behaviour.<br /><br />OR OR OR maybe, he is homo and wants to shag Mike real bad! That would explain why he was standing so close to Mike.<br /><br />Sorry, straight! Girls and female animals only. Ha! I'm joking. Strictly humans. Maybe androids, I dunno. I think he likes robots.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cam-whoring</span></span><br /><br />Tattoo love!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rgk-UxdfemI/AAAAAAAAARU/cKXjWPGFrRg/DSC01926.jpg?imgmax=400" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rgk-vRdfetI/AAAAAAAAASM/aD2G1lAre3U/tatt.jpg" /><br />Still a bit scabby<br /><br />Vanity<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rgk-zBdfeuI/AAAAAAAAASU/4yPz-wT7Mfs/face.jpg" /><br /><br /><span class="footer"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rgk-3BdfevI/AAAAAAAAASc/yqoigWaDKco/face2.jpg?imgmax=512" /></span><br /></div><br />And best of all!!!<br /><br />I mentioned in the previous post about how I hate the way teeny boppers try so hard to act like they are so pretty, and I can't stand how they take photos right?<br /><br />Well, some of you got really indignant and started saying that people cannot help being ugly, wearing glasses, etc.<br /><br />True that people cannot help being ugly, but NO NEED TO KEEP TRYING SO HARD TO TAKE "PRETTY" PICTURES RIGHT?<br /><br />Let me show you how they do it:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rgk-RxdfelI/AAAAAAAAARM/eI7_zy2Yqx8/DSC01921.jpg?imgmax=400" /><br />Fucking disgusting!!<br /></div><br />YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN NOW??????!!!!!!!<br /><br />You see now don't you?!<br /><br />Can you stand photos like this?<br /><br />They look so bloody awkward and gross, I don't even know what to say.<br /><br />Maybe except...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:180%;">EW!</span></div><br /><br />p/s: If you can't spot the different between my typical cam-whoring photos and the awkward teeny bopper one, you are blind, so don't bother giving your opinion. Cmon! One is so contrived!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-73367668640241218052007-03-23T01:11:00.000-07:002018-09-18T14:48:08.117-07:00DecadenceI am bored at home!! Usually at this sort of time I'd have just woken up (4pm) and I'd bum around using the computer until 6pm then I'd go meet the rest of the bummers.<br /><br />And we'd go out till 3am - reach home, chat with Mike in US till 6am, then fall asleep.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">And repeat cycle.</span><br /><br />But thanks to Mike being here and starting work and his not being able to sleep with the light on, I am sleeping at 12am EVERY NIGHT!<br /><br />How crazy is that?????????<br /><br />I am like a normal OL now!<br /><br />Today I woke up at 7am to cook breakfast!! Then I washed the pot and bowl!! Good gracious me.<br /><br />Anyway, <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">TGIF</span></span>!<br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />(Digressing, I never thought I'd catch myself saying TGIF coz I don't work and so weekdays or weekend is the same to me. Except I actually hate the weekends coz town is always so crowded with stupid working people.)</span><br /><br />So yeah TGIF.<br /><br />I can't stand it anymore! My computer is ridiculously slow nowadays!! Mike says that the problem is that I don't have enough RAM (anyone care to verify this?) and told me to get some more.<br /><br />At the same time, I've got some money so I am gonna splurge it on a new LCD monitor screen!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">YOU KNOW HOW CHEAP LCD MONITORS ARE OR NOT?!!</span><br /><br />The cheapest 17 inch sort are like $250! Totally affordable! I always thought LCD monitors are like $799 or something and was perfectly contented with my fat space-taking old monitor till now.<br /><br />Now it's just so ugly. =(<br /><br />Sigh, I am so superficial I scare myself.<br /><br />I had my eye on this white Samsung one, which costs $340...<br /><br /><br /><center><img src="http://www.monitory-lcd.cz/pictures/msamsung%20960BF.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Chioer than this</span></center><br /><br />This is not the one I want to buy, but you get the gist...<br /><br />SOOOOO exciting!<br /><br />And to go with the lcd monitor I also need a new computer table!<br /><br />What? I can't be using a nice classy monitor on my old <span style="font-style: italic;">old</span> table can I?<br /><br />I am SUCH a spendthrift leh...<br /><br />*<br /><br />That day, it was Xiao Feng's birthday, and my secondary school friends were reproaching me about how I never treated them to a First-Pay-Cheque sort of dinner coz I have been on the receiving end of theirs...<br /><br />I felt really indignant and embarrassed at the same time.<br /><br />They said that I got my first paycheck LONG before they got theirs (coz I went to poly, and they, UNI) and yet I never gave them a treat...<br /><br />I don't know how to explain it, but I am just not <span style="font-style: italic;">that sort</span>.<br /><br />Firstly, I spend my money IMMEDIATELY once I get it, and I am rich for maybe 1 week before I go broke again.<br /><br />Secondly, my paychecks, for the last 3 years or so, are not stably coming in every month, and most points in time I am barely surviving (due to over-spending shopping habits,and CABBING everywhere!).<br /><br />I get, say, a $300 cheque for some ad, and then 2 weeks later I get another $500 for something else, and I don't even know myself when the next payment is going to come in.<br /><br />While this lifestyle is comfortable enough for myself, I just can't justify spending money on treating other people to food.<br /><br />I'm willing to pay $30 at best for the occasional treat for myself, but $150 or something for everybody's food just seems CRAZY to me.<br /><br />At least if I spend $340 on a monitor it can be used for a damn long time, but food just turns to shit!<br /><br />I don't even know how to explain myself to the rest that our lifestyles are just different, and people like me just don't do First-Paycheck-Treats.<br /><br />None of the bummers do!<br /><br />Zapzap doesn't even spend more than $5 on food, ever!<br /><br />I told Qihua this situation, and she was nodding furiously in agreement, saying that her friends say the same thing to her (bankers and the sort), but her money all comes from periodical modeling, and once she is rich she spends it all on shopping - otherwise she will be quite broke too.<br /><br />Gah!!<br /><br />Wong da lawyer said, "I disagree, because the value of $1 is still the same for you and me what."<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">JUST DIFFERENT LAR!</span> She won't understand.<br /><br />They quipped about my last season Stomp paycheck, which is a pretty hefty amount in the thousands.<br /><br />But what did I do with my Stomp paychecks?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I bought a $2,400 laptop, and a $2000 ticket to US.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Money gone.</span><br /><br /><br />"How about when you take cabs all the time? If you can take cabs all the time you are surely quite rich what," they continued.<br /><br />I'm impulsive, I'm spoilt, and I <span style="font-weight: bold;">just won't take public transport</span>.<br /><br />I WON'T!<br /><br />I'd spend my last cent on a cab ride.<br /><br />If I don't have money to take cabs, I just won't go out! Fuck public transport. I had enough with wasting time waiting for buses, and sharing a minute space with smelly, uneducated people who are damn rude.<br /><br />And they are always STARING! Hate.<br /><br />I can't even count the amount of times I've been violated on public transport (ie MOLESTED) or the times I had to keep from screaming when I see a cockroach next to me on the bus window. If I can help it, why must I suffer like that ever again?<br /><br /><br />FUCK PUBLIC TRANSPORT! (Except cabs which don't count)<br /><br /><br />Maybe with the new Stomp paychecks I will finally muster up some money to treat them to something nice... but Momo just had to tell me that once we save up $10,000 we can move house!<br /><br />And I really really wanna move!<br /><br />And when I move I'd wallpaper my room with the new sort of wallpaper, you know, with the velvet prints... Rozz says it costs $1k plus.<br /><br />Then new furniture costs money... SIGH!<br /><br />I WISH LIFE IS NOT FILLED WITH ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL TEMPTATIONS!<br /><br />And my latest craving is this totally useless thing:<br /><br /><center><img src="http://www.keeptabs.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/sony_pink_psp_bg.jpg" /></center><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">A PINK PSP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></span><br /><br />It is making me go crazy!<br /><br />Of course, PSPs are not useless, they are totally useful coz you can play games, listen to music, watch movies, or even surf the net...<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">BUT I DON'T NEED IT!</span><br /><br />I don't take public transport anymore, so I don't get bored for long periods anymore, and the only time I think I'd really appreciate a PSP is when I am flying by myself.<br /><br />BUT HOW OFTEN DO I FLY?!<br /><br />Or when I am acting and there's waiting times in between... but I am not acting!<br /><br />But, but... Isn't it so pretty?<br /><br />Comes with pink accessories....??<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000HD8NYA.02._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_V59073106_.jpg" /><br /></div><br />:( :( :( :(<br /><br />I WANT IT! I WANT IT!<br /><br />And the only reason I want it is because it is pretty and pink.<br /><br />Blame Wong for making me go to Lucky Plaza yesterday, else I won't have seen it and won't want to buy it. Grrrr!<br /><br />$292 I think.<br /><br />I can't believe I started this blog entry not knowing what to write and ended up writing so much.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">CAN YOU SONY PEOPLE PLEASE GIVE ME THE PINK PSP????????????</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">I love it sooooo much...</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-64867904403292563202007-03-19T12:03:00.000-07:002018-09-18T14:48:08.478-07:00When was the last time you did something for the first time?<blockquote><span style="font-size:130%;">SPECIAL PROMOTION!!!!<br /><br />Xiaxue.blogspot.com is now having a special promotion for all blog banners, advertorials, etc etc...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">AT A STARTLING <span style="font-size:180%;">50%</span> discount!!!!! 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Good riddence to our struggling poor people lifestyle!<br /><br />That day I was with Mike at Ikea (my current favourite hangout, remember?) and I saw a lot of angmohs with oriental chicks, so I told him,<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">"Eh, there are lots of couples... like us."</span><br /><br />And Mike, examining a $3.90 spoon set, mumbled, "Yeah..."<br /><br />And I said, "You know, when I look at us I don't think of <span style="font-weight: bold;">us</span> being <i>like</i> <span style="font-weight: bold;">them</span>..." and I screwed up my plastic nose in distaste.<br /><br />He asked what I meant, and I said haughtily, "WE ARE BEYOND RACE!! Our love is beyond race."<br /><br />and Mike laughed and asked, "So their's" (pointed to a random angmoh/chinese couple)"is just about their race?"<br /><br />"Yes," I said arrogantly.<br /><br />It's true too! I can see it in their eyes. As for Mike, sometimes I just don't even remember he is an angmoh anymore. Not that he looks Chinese or anything, just too used to him and he appears to be a... raceless person.<br /><br />I don't know how to explain myself la hiyah.<br /><br />Enough about the angmoh!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">I FINALLY GOT A TATTOO!!!!</span></span><br /></div><br />It is soooo pretty! It's a snowflake on my wrist...<br /><br />I got it on March 14th, which is our 1 year anniversary. Not that it has to do with anything, but just a date that I can remember! My nose job was done on 12/12/06!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PErYHSkI/AAAAAAAAALI/bNqH1fYiKn8/DSC01821.jpg" /><br /><br />This is before it got tattooed on.<br /></div><br />Initially I brought with me a picture of a snowflake cut out from an aircon booklet (I simply can't find nice snowflake pictures!).<br /><br />Jeremy, my tattoo artist, went to randomly yahoo search some pictures for me, and found this picture of a snowflake on a rubber stamp! I decided I like it enough, so there goes!<br /><br />I got it at Primitive - at Far East Plaza.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PHbYHSmI/AAAAAAAAALY/LbNohof6k8U/DSC01823.jpg?imgmax=400" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PIrYHSnI/AAAAAAAAALg/kRyGJOhX1Q8/DSC01824.jpg?imgmax=400" /><br />Jeremy! Cute and talented. :)<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PFrYHSlI/AAAAAAAAALQ/l9-mtJz_t3w/DSC01822.jpg" /><br />"This is the needle that will pierce your skin later."<br /></div><br />And thus he started tattoo-ing!<br /><br />I was trembling all over and I was damn scared, but when the needle actually touched my skin, it was <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">SO NOT PAINFUL</span> that I actually exclaimed,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">"CHEH, NOT PAIN AT ALL LAR!"</span></span><br /></div><br />Which is completely true!<br /><br />The pain was <span style="font-style: italic;">sooooooo minor</span> it's like less painful than an ant bite (which in my opinion is pretty damn painful, especially the red big variety, but it seems to be not painful at all for most people).<br /><br />Painful enough for you to maybe wish for the tattoo artist to stop, but certainly not painful enough to make you cringe or move your body away from the needle. Very tolerable!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PKLYHSoI/AAAAAAAAALo/wNMwr3XOOGs/DSC01825.jpg" /><br />Maybe it is not painful coz I am fat?<br /></div><br /><br />And there you go...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PSrYHSvI/AAAAAAAAAMg/Nq6GavIGuQ0/DSC01849.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">My fresh new snowflake!</span><br /></div><br />I wanted a baby pink blended with hot pink tattoo, but Jeremy kept advising against it, saying it will just look like a scratch and that pink can't be seen. :(<br /><br />People are always talking about how the tattoo-ing process hurts, but nobody ever told me that the <span style="font-style: italic;">AFTERMATH</span> of the tattoo-ing hurts too!<br /><br />In fact, I think the aftermath actually hurts more, it feels like the area got badly sunburnt, or like how a skinned knee feels like.<br /><br />Aftermath, 2nd day:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PU7YHSxI/AAAAAAAAAMw/EcJVOs9aq50/DSC01851.jpg" /><br />All dry and scabbing! Have to keep putting moisturiser.<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PXbYHSzI/AAAAAAAAANA/tBQeViXa4FE/DSC01858.jpg" /><br /><br />All ready to be peeled off! The peeling process is super fun can.<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PT7YHSwI/AAAAAAAAAMo/semCkKT8KFE/DSC01850.jpg" /><br />I am happy!!<br /></div><br />Well, Momo.<br /><br />Momo was in Ipoh when I got my tattoo, so the night after I got a nightmare about her being very pissed off with me (she obviously didn't know yet) and the next morning, with my cousin's advice, I gingerly sms-ed her that I got my tattoo done and that I still love her!<br /><br />Momo ignored me for one day but she got over it, and till now she is avoiding looking at my tattoo. Ha! Maybe she convinced herself it is invisible. :D<br /><br /><br />3rd Super Happy Thing:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">I GOT MY AIRCON!!!!!!!!!</span></span><br /></div><br />$538 - it is a window unit from Carrier!! Happy happy happy<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PA7YHShI/AAAAAAAAAKw/ogTryjLHX1A/DSC01818.jpg?imgmax=400" /><br /><br />Two Malaysian guys and a Bangala came to fix it.<br /></div><br />At first I rather liked the Bangala coz he actually posed for the photo which I thought was very funny, but then later the two Malaysian guys left the room to go to the corridor to cut up a plank of wood.<br /><br />And they left the Bangala standing alone inside my room.<br /><br />I was sitting on an armchair outside, so I could see what he was doing inside...<br /><br />He just stood there and started looking at my stuff!<br /><br />I mean, not touching them or anything, but I had this series of photos up the wall of me and my friends, and he kept staring at those photos (I swear he stared for 10 whole minutes), just standing awkwardly and silently inside the room... Looking at my stuff...<br /><br />And thus he freaked me out.<br /><br />I mean, can't he just get out of the room and go join his colleagues? There was nothing for him to do till they get the plank cut up, and he just stood there!!!<br /><br />And therefore, his face is mosaic-ed coz his face just freaks me out now and I don't want it on my blog.<br /><br />The main Malaysian air-con guy was super nice and very efficient though!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PCbYHSiI/AAAAAAAAAK4/AXVydgrAijI/DSC01819.jpg?imgmax=400" /><br />BLISS!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PDrYHSjI/AAAAAAAAALA/MhMlqjziU0U/DSC01820.jpg?imgmax=400" /><br />Love love love<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Random photos galore!!</span></span><br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7OqLYHSRI/AAAAAAAAAIw/yimnmUKR5zU/DSC01768.jpg" /><br />Powerpuff<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7OrbYHSSI/AAAAAAAAAI4/XNbOENNkS40/DSC01771.jpg?imgmax=400" /><br />Revamped room.<br /></div><br />I am not done with it yet! I know the bedsheets look very stupid, but I bought lilac satin ones from Mustafa! Damn chio!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7OubYHSUI/AAAAAAAAAJI/mREj8ntTVdc/DSC01773.jpg" /><br />This must be one of the best things from Ikea!<br /></div><br />BAGS BAGS BAGS! Aren't bags just a pain in the ass? They are always lying everywhere and there is never enough space for them!<br /><br />HOL storage bench from Ikea - $129 - solved all my bags problems. Also doubles off as a bench! Whoopee do!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7Os7YHSTI/AAAAAAAAAJA/TQa-CopleKQ/DSC01772.jpg?imgmax=400" /><br />Accessories and assorted rubbish<br /></div><br />In case you are wondering what the white stuff is, it is eyelash glue. :D And inside the yellow box is MORE eyelashes.<br /><br />I swear I have more than 40 pairs of fake eyelashes by now. And that's after throwing so many away!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7OwbYHSVI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/jo9XxS2Qkf8/DSC01774.jpg?imgmax=512" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7OxrYHSWI/AAAAAAAAAJY/B_zkV32x53Y/DSC01777.jpg" /><br />Wardrobe!<br /></div><br />Mike, "Don't you think it's better to have a (walk-in) closet than a wardrobe?"<br /><br />Me, "Yes, unless..."<br /><br />Mike, "...?"<br /><br />Me, "Unless the wardrobe leads to Narnia...." *trails off in a mysterious voice*<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7O5rYHSbI/AAAAAAAAAKA/0gUTUYM5qFg/DSC01802.jpg" /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Repainted my mural! It used to be just white, as some of you might remember.<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7O6rYHScI/AAAAAAAAAKI/lGTM2r1WXDI/DSC01809.jpg" /><br /></div><br />I saw this paint pattern at Ikea and decided to paint my room the same colour! Unfortunately, I have no idea what to do with the mural. Does it go?<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7Om7YHSOI/AAAAAAAAAIY/zOPOEnzgN30/DSC01748.jpg?imgmax=400" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7OobYHSPI/AAAAAAAAAIg/B_RrJdu357s/DSC01752.jpg?imgmax=512" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7OpbYHSQI/AAAAAAAAAIo/DGfiubltPXE/DSC01766.jpg?imgmax=400" /><br />ME<br /></div><br />Long overdue photo:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7O1LYHSYI/AAAAAAAAAJo/PqvNinT-SEY/DSC01795.jpg" /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Our CNY yu sheng!!</span></span><br /><br /><br />It is damn pretty right? Done by my chef uncle:<br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7O17YHSZI/AAAAAAAAAJw/pBlBPLPvkB8/DSC01797.jpg" /><br /><br />He looks so pleased with himself...<br /><br />Look what we did to his work of art though:<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7O4LYHSaI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/kq051PIg0tU/DSC01799.jpg" /><br />Haha!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:180%;" >Qihua's Birthday at Cafe Del Mar</span><br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7O8LYHSdI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/ijmM0bdN6LU/DSC01812.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7O9bYHSeI/AAAAAAAAAKY/1BLSEQdn7Vk/DSC01813.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7O_rYHSgI/AAAAAAAAAKo/zHlKC1FIkUo/DSC01816.jpg?imgmax=400" /><br /></div><br />The theme is Dragonfruit! I was damn dragonfruity because Qihua hinted that the most dragonfruity person will get a present!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">SHE LIED.</span><br /><br />I had on a green top, a hot pink skirt, and even put on green and pink eyeshadow ok! Even my bag and shoes were hot pink! And I brought along a white with black polka dots hairband!<br /><br />Hmpf! All my efforts for nothing.<br /><br />The cute guy, besides Mike (blush), who is wearing a "No Fat Chicks" tee, is Sho, who is Yan KK's new squeeze. He is half Jap and half Thai!<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:180%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">One Year Anniversary</span></span><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PLLYHSpI/AAAAAAAAALw/Azix6d8uP_4/DSC01826.jpg?imgmax=400" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PMbYHSqI/AAAAAAAAAL4/0EvwFKwp_zY/DSC01828.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PNrYHSrI/AAAAAAAAAMA/xF9_Rw-gfOA/DSC01829.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PPLYHSsI/AAAAAAAAAMI/KQkXFKA_Ytw/DSC01831.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PQbYHStI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/ASOaMt5NdRI/DSC01833.jpg" /><br /></div><br />We celebrated at Shaslisk (however you spell it) restaurant at Far East Shopping Centre. Nice steaks!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PRbYHSuI/AAAAAAAAAMY/0IMjriVv490/DSC01848.jpg" /><br />You can't tell, but we are both damn happy in the aircon. It is actually cold!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PbrYHS3I/AAAAAAAAANg/RipVyODaZDE/DSC01873.jpg" /><br /><br />I don't care! If other bloggers can act cute, so can I, ok? Now stop it!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7ParYHS2I/AAAAAAAAANY/tym7_fLC--I/DSC01870.jpg" /><br />Mike has the tiniest ears in the world belonging to any adult man.<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PcrYHS4I/AAAAAAAAANo/6FVoXg9Dii8/DSC01876.jpg" /><br />Qing Qing bought this for me from Taipei!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7Pd7YHS5I/AAAAAAAAANw/BZHNipapSwI/DSC01877.jpg" /><br />Mike's tee I bought from FOS. Only $10!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PYbYHS0I/AAAAAAAAANI/dcOXWXN0lXo/DSC01861.jpg" /><br />A tortoise.<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PZrYHS1I/AAAAAAAAANQ/SnKMuhNiTeI/DSC01862.jpg" /><br />A tortoise. Upturned.<br /></div><br />And speaking of happy happy purchases, I just bought this lava lamp today! $15!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PgbYHS7I/AAAAAAAAAOA/qcfCl3D30QA/DSC01884.jpg" /><br /></div><br />It has silver stars and moons inside, and the liquid is a lovely shade of pink!! It's so pointless and useless but it makes me so happy when it glitters... *crazy bimbo smile*<br /><br />And my happiest purchase in a long, long time...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">A PINK KEYBOARD!</span></span><br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/Rf7PfLYHS6I/AAAAAAAAAN4/npZyGhp7yC0/DSC01883.jpg" /><br />Isn't it <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">pretty, pretty, pretty</span>?!<br /></div><br />It looks horrid in the photo, but it is actually baby pink with translucent light pink keys!<br /><br />I AM SO HAPPY WITH IT, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND A PINK KEYBOARD FOR THE LONGEST TIME!!!<br /><br />Although the Minnie mouses are stupid, but still... PINK!<br /><br />Ok this sums up my pointless blog entry. :D<br /><br /><br /><br />Oh something to add! I've been seeing people blog about me in the same vein as some of these new teenage bloggers, like yadda yadda, I like XX, but I like dunno-who better, she is more interesting... etc<br /><br />You know, like blog reviews and stuff.<br /><br />I clicked on one of the links, and I felt <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DAMN INSULTED</span>!<br /><br />The reviewer said that I am pretty but not as pretty as some of these stupid tween bloggers!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">.... FUCK MAN! </span><br /><br />I make an effort to photoshop EVERY SINGLE PHOTO OF MINE, making it the best contrast and sharpness, and I never ever put ugly people on my blog, EVER.<br /><br />I don't mean people like relatives who can't help being old or something, I am talking about my friends - nobody with yellow teeth or zits coz I just photoshop them away...<br /><br />I just make a humongous effort to make this blog look professional and nice, and HERE ARE SOME PEOPLE COMPARING ME TO SOME TEENAGER WHO IS SERIOUSLY UGLY!!!<br /><br />Well she is not really ugly, but just has this really awkward demeanour. I can't stand looking at her face. She wears glasses, for god's sake! If you can't afford contact lenses, then PLEASE DONT ACT CHIO IN THE GLASSES AND ALSO MAKE UP!<br /><br />God I can't stand ugly people who keep trying to take photos in odd angles to enhance their placid looks. I can't stand bad photos with blurry lighting (nice try, but can't hide your hideous face), can't stand bad photography skills or lousy cameras.... Just URGH! Webcam shots and amatuer photoshop skills to change what, hue? SPARE ME! Just don't.<br /><br />I may not be very pretty, but whenever I look awful, I try to at least photoshop it better... then I post it up.<br /><br />Would not be compared to some tween. LOOK HERE, I'VE BEEN BLOGGING FOR 4 YEARS ALREADY! Have some respect, hor!<br /><br />Am old! I am 23! I am not 18 anymore like when I just started out!! Please spare me the comparisons to these stupid new bloggers who are studying for N levels or something.<br /><br />And when their blogskins are these amatuer gross-looking ones! Mine's done by a professional designer. -_- Can't be compared.<br /><br />Ew!<br /><br />God they are so ugly. All their friends are pimply! It's ok to be pimply, but just don't give this look like you are so good-looking when there is this awkward zit looking like it is just trying to say "Nah ah! Not pretty! Not with me sitting right here!" whenever you split into an act cute smile.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-20794162297835394832007-03-13T10:41:00.000-07:002018-09-18T14:48:08.838-07:00Grrrr<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Super ill!</span><br /><br />I got the <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">flu + fever + hacking cough + sore throat</span> combo all rolled into one!<br /><br />Poor Mike is so unlucky, he came here, and I was sick and grumpy for 4 days straight! I am surprised he didn't just go buy a ticket to get out of here.<br /><br />Anyway, just about now is our <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:130%;" >1 year anniversary</span>!! :D<br /><br />I was at a bar with him, and we heard Wonderful Tonight and I told him that if he wants to propose to me he has to sing that song. Muahaha!<br /><br />Just now he sang like a bit and I kept telling him that that is a proposal and he can't just escape out of it and will have to marry me, and he is horrified. HAHAHA!<br /><br />You know those fucking dumbasses who write stuff like,<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"Why are you so shameless to say you guys have been together for 1 year? It is a long-distance relationship, so I bet it doesn't count coz you guys don't actually SEE each other!"<br /><br /></span><br />WELL FUCK OFF.<br /><br />Firstly, I can call it 1 year, or a century, or even a peanut, and it is none of your business.<br /><br />Secondly, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE HAVE BEEN GOING THROUGH, SO SHUT YOUR TRAP - YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS TO TALK!<br /><br />So are you telling me now that all couples from now on should only count days they are physically WITH each other as a "together" day?<br /><br />*roll eyes*<br /><br /><br />IDIOTS.<br /><br />If I wanted to count days like that I would call it "Physically Together Anniversary", and not just anniversary, which simply (to most people ANYWAY, except the anal sort) means 1 year of being in a committed relationship!<br /><br />Within a year, Mike and I met up 6 times, but each time we would spend a long time together EVERYDAY, so that's like 3 months of being physically together? 3/12 = meeting <span style="font-weight: bold;">once every 4 days on average</span>, yeah?<br /><br />That's just like any other normal couple, you stupid dumbasses with nothing better to say!<br /><br />So annoyed with people like this. Bet they are all sadly, sadly, left on the shelf and that's why they are so bitter!<br /><br />ANYWAY, enough on this topic.<br /><br />I am recently very lazy to put on make up, and when I don't put on make up I don't take photos!!!<br /><br />Except this one I took in zouk with <span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Project Superstar winner Daren</span></span> all while in DRUNKEN STUPOR:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_NWD6eKBy8S8/RfbuarYHSHI/AAAAAAAAAHo/HVJ9tMbzuLo/s400/DSC01730.jpg" /><br />I am so red I made the camera think he is yellow<br /></div><br /><br />Kelvin and the rest FORCED me to drink a shot, knowing full well I totally CANNOT drink!!!<br /><br />I got completely drunk, and Daren sashayed into members. I grabbed Qihua and I said I must must take a photo of Daren to put on my blog!<br /><br />Isaac the siao heard me, and he actually went to Daren to tell Daren this!<br /><br />Daren agreed to the photo-taking.<br /><br />I was all slurry (but unfortunately not drunk enough to not have this crystal-clear memory of my embarrassment) and I then walked up to Daren and this is how the conversation went:<br /><br /><br />***<br /><br />Me: <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Hello!! I am so drunk.</span><br /><br />Daren: <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Eh, ok.</span><br /><br />Me: <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">COME! Photo photo!!</span><br /><br />Daren: *Smiles* (After photo) <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Hey, you know Benjamin right?</span><br /><br />Me: <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Benjamin WHO?!</span> (shouted the "who" into poor Daren's face)<br /><br />Daren: <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Ben Loy.</span><br /><br />Me: <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">OMG Yeah!</span><br /><br /><blockquote>(It was then at this moment that I realise that I have a great great talent scouting potential!! <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Look at </span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2005/10/many-many-photos.html">this old entry</a></span>, press ctrl F and type "sorbet".<br /><br />It is an entry I wrote donkey years ago about how I thought Daren was talented and cute! See! I could predict future SuperStars! I even have a pic of him!<br /><br />I can't believe I said Daren looks like a Si Wen Bai Lei (pretending to be decent) though. I am quite thankful he didn't slap me)</blockquote><br /><br /><br />Me, after thinking back: <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">EH! So you still with that girl?!</span><br /><br />Daren: <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Eh, no...</span><br /><br />Me, slurry: <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Oh! Good... good... that's good.</span><br /><br />Daren found no suitable reply for this so he kept quiet.<br /><br />Me: <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">She's not very pretty you know.</span></span><br /><br />***<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">*Palm forehead*</span></span><br /></div><br />I can't remember what Daren replied or if he did at all, but after this I continued my drunken embarrassment:<br /><br /><br />***<br /><br />Me, demanding tone: <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">So you got girlfriend now?!</span><br /><br />Daren: <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">No no, single now.</span><br /><br />Me: <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Good... good... that's good...</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">*Major awkward silence*</span><br /><br /><br />Me: <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">OK! I go back to join my friends!</span><br /><br />***<br /><br /><br />And so I did.<br /><br />After being high for 1 hour, I was dancing on the dance floor, and SUDDENLY all the moving, sweaty bodies around me smelled strongly like raw, slaughtered pork. Dead, bloody human-like flesh!<br /><br />It smells like murder - grosteque bloody disgusting meat murder.<br /><br />The smell suddenly overpowered me so badly that I felt really nauseous and I went to puke and then took a cab home! Time: 1.30am.<br /><br />I am such a loser!!!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-1068612965399426832007-03-07T10:22:00.000-08:002018-09-18T14:48:09.198-07:00Ikea and Old peopleI've been obsessed about getting my room to look nice since CNY!!!!!!<br /><br />I've spent like $550 at Ikea so far, which, I personally feel, is a godsend.<br /><br />How often can you walk into an inexpensive shop and yet never even once catch yourself saying, "Wow, that is motherfucking ugly."?<br /><br />In Courts, for example, Mike and I saw something the other day which looks like someone decided to string together lots and lots of brown turds and make it into a carpet!!!! MUAHAHA!! Given, the turds are all the same size and colour, but still!! We saw later they even have a version of the turd carpet in dull orange!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ha!</span><br /><br />But not Ikea! Ikea's stuff are <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">ALL</span> nice! How can it be that a bunch of designers can all be so talented? Whether they are sturdy or not is another matter, but so far, they are serving me fine. I heart Ikea! I want to be their ambassador!!!<br /><br />I saw a <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">swing</span></span> at the children's section! Once Mike moves here I'm gonna ask him to install the swing at his new place so I can swing and watch tv. MUAHAHA!<br /><br />We might also use the swing for other purposes. HA!<br /><br />Speaking of Mike, he is coming here again soon, on the 9th.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">HE BOUGHT A ONE-WAY TICKET!</span><br /><br />Is that just exciting or what?! New phase of my life!!<br /><br />Now, to everyone who told me that LDRs will never work out: Fuck you all!! I'd show you my middle finger, but Teban Gardens is far away from most places.<br /><br />Just thought of some dying traditions. Is there anyone in my generation who eats fish eyeballs anymore?<br /><br />I think eating fish eyeballs will officially die out within the next 10 years!<br /><br /><br />That day, Shuyin, her boyfriend ZC and I were eating claypot porridge in Chinatown.<br /><br />I was queuing up and next in line, when this cb chao ah pek cut my queue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />HE CUT MY QUEUE! BLATANTLY!</span><br /><br />I never ever let people off when they do things like that to me, and I was about to scold him but I was scared that he boxed my fragile nose since he is already so old (maybe 60) and jail to him is nothing.<br /><br />STUPID NOSE!!<br /><br />I don't give a shit about waiting for another 2 minutes, but this old man is obviously NOT SENILE, TOTALLY HEALTHY, and he KNOWS HE CUT MY QUEUE!<br /><br />Why can't he ask nicely if he can go first? I'd let him take my place anytime!<br /><br />And you know what? He actually DOES know he is wrong, because he was facing me for a bit and I kept glaring really hard at him, but he totally avoided my line of vision, acting like he was oblivious to his surroundings.<br /><br />I mumbled to more to myself than to him, "You cut my queue" in Mandarin, and he heard me but he still looked past my right ear! Grrrrrrrrrr!<br /><br />You know how when we were kids, our parents and textbooks will always tell us about how we must respect the elderly people?<br /><br />Well, fuck that.<br /><br />I grew up to realise that a lot of old people are fucking grumpy, rude, and worst of all, they totally bully young people and take our kindness for granted because they know they can get away with it!<br /><br />Like this stupid lao ah pek for example!<br /><br />Clinton also told me how, when he was younger ( say 9, 10), old people and especially aunties would shove him and cut his queue.<br /><br />HATE RUDE AUNTIES SO MUCH!<br /><br />How many of these crude, uneducated people actually deserve our respect?<br /><br />The textbooks are <span style="font-weight: bold;">wrong</span>, not all of them are sickly, weak, and sweet old ladies who will smile at us when we give up our seats for them.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Some of them are perfectly capable of shoving younger people aside to get a seat for themselves!!!</span><br /><br />Respect is not meant for such people!!<br /><br />When I have a kid of my own I'd tell him or her to show respect to elders, but once these people show they are unworthy of respect, feel free to fight back for your rights! No need to give in to them just coz they are older!<br /><br />Of course, we Chinese believe that the young should always respect their older relatives, but I really don't understand why this "respect" thing should go for also people totally not blood-related to us!! Does it mean that kids are to respect an old molester also?! PUI!<br /><br />I am still irritated with the ah pek! So what if he is old? Old people don't need to queue up one meh? Young people don't need to eat?! Like that if an endless stream of old people keep cutting my queue, I don't need to order my food already lar??<br /><br />Grrrr<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">p/s: I STILL RESPECT OLD PEOPLE HOR, UNTIL THEY SHOW THEY ARE UNWORTHY OF MY RESPECT.</span></span> If only every old person is like my paternal grandparents! They are always so smiley and sweet. My maternal grandpa is quite grumpy, but he is 90 years old so I don't blame him.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-71048291501470504632007-03-02T23:29:00.000-08:002018-09-18T14:48:09.556-07:00Hilarious commentsI just received a very funny comment from one "mrsnadel", and here it goes:<br /><br />From:coconutthesausage@gmail.com<br />03.03.07 - 12:48 pm<br />IP: 202.156.8.10<br /><br /><blockquote>xiaxue, i used to think you were basically a nice person. i used to think all these people who create hate-blogs about you are suckers since youre entitled to live your life the way you want to. but ever since i read about your treatment of lizards, i think youre A FUCKING BITCH WHO DESERVES TO BURN IN HELL. I HOPE A LIZARD GAUGES OUT YOUR EYEBALLS, SHITS ON YOU, REACHES INTO YOUR THROAT, UNCOILS YOUR GUT AND STRANGLES YOU WITH IT. </blockquote><br /><br />SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST SOOOOOOOO CRAZY!!<br /><br />AND STUPID.<br /><br />Isn't it funny? <span style="font-weight: bold;">What I am doing to the lizards, she is wishing it upon me probably a lot worse</span>, since I am a human being and will take longer to die than a lizard would, upon torture.<br /><br />So, the question is, <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >WHO IS SHE TO BE LECTURING ME</span>?<br /><br />If she can justify hurting me in the manner she mentioned, I may also have my reasons for hurting the lizards (mainly coz one died in my room and made me sick in the head), which she might or might not agree with.<br /><br />For example, I also don't agree with her that just because I kill lizards, I deserve to have my guts uncoiled and used to strangle myself.<br /><br />And therefore, am I justified to curse that she gets forcefed cow shit till she emits methane and subsequently kills all her family members around her in a long slow manner?<br /><br />Some of you may say yes in a loud cheering voice, because dumb people like this should not be allowed to have children - and true enough, the answer is <span style="font-weight: bold;">yes</span>. I can justify whatever shit I want, it's my prerogative as long as I am not breaking the law!<br /><br />But because I am like this myself, I DON'T GO LECTURE PEOPLE AND ACT LIKE ONE MORAL SAINT!<br /><br />I hate in-between, mediocre people like this.<br /><br />They are too stupid to see logic and realise their own retardation, but yet are smart enough to feature out how to use a computer, log on to my blog, and even figure out how to leave a bloody dumbassed comment.<br /><br />Any dumber and they will just go about playing with lego blocks all day, contemplating whether it is edible or not, and suddenly laughing out loud at this funny thought, startling the rest of the family members.<br /><br />mrsnadel, you might be pleased to know that at least one part of your curse came true.<br /><br />A lizard did indeed shit on me once before when I was much younger, and the shit is not warm!<br /><br />Wait. Are you one of them mutated lizards who became super smart? If you are a lizard I suppose it is very logical of you to fight for your kind like this.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-68223141717876272272007-02-28T10:27:00.000-08:002018-09-18T14:48:09.916-07:00Malaysian Trip, CNY day 1 and day 2A smattering of photos...<br /><br />I went on a 4-day road trip to KL, Penang and Genting with <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Gillian + Bryan</span>, <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">Rozz + Joey</span>, <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Ashley + Justin</span>, <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Me + Mike</span>. 4 couples!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCzqxBB_GI/AAAAAAAAABE/eNmn7DCk_XE/DSC01529.jpg" /><br />Rozz Joey<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCztxBB_KI/AAAAAAAAABk/axbE4v9TjqA/DSC01534.jpg" /><br />Gillian Bryan<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCzrhBB_HI/AAAAAAAAABM/FXZVGUS4WkU/DSC01530.jpg" /><br />Ashley Justin<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCztBBB_JI/AAAAAAAAABc/V-5SpePboUc/DSC01532.jpg" /><br />Smelly angmoh and me!<br /></div><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">All of us at Zouk KL...</span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCzsBBB_II/AAAAAAAAABU/5dClUHTeP3E/DSC01531.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCzuhBB_LI/AAAAAAAAABs/adWIybwVukY/DSC01535.jpg" /><br />The girls are talking gossip and you are not allowed<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCzvxBB_MI/AAAAAAAAAB0/PfyZAu34t_s/DSC01536.jpg" /><br />G's relatives took us to eat the BEST LAO SHU FEN EVER! Soooo yummy<br /></div><br />Next day at Penang... Super lack of photos during this trip coz I kept not putting make-up and I hate taking photos without make up!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCzwhBB_NI/AAAAAAAAAB8/zuvgcXzqS9U/DSC01545.jpg" /><br />G waiting for the food<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCzxhBB_OI/AAAAAAAAACE/m1WQMIzIuDY/DSC01546.jpg?imgmax=512" /><br />Mike and I... You can't see it, but we are hungry!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCzyRBB_PI/AAAAAAAAACM/LJ2AengyV58/DSC01547.jpg" /><br />Pick up chopsticks already...<br /><br />ATTACK!!!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCzzRBB_QI/AAAAAAAAACU/zG6ommaHJsw/DSC01548.jpg" /><br />SUPER DELICIOUS CHEESE CRABS!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCz0RBB_RI/AAAAAAAAACc/6UMemFfQF2w/DSC01549.jpg" /><br />Salted egg yolk prawns, the best prawns in the world!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCz1BBB_SI/AAAAAAAAACk/1OJ4Br5_RzM/DSC01551.jpg" /><br />Random photo: Cute panda<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCzqBBB_FI/AAAAAAAAAA8/p0GtCLrlkr0/DSC01527.jpg" /><br />Random photo: Mike repairing our house tv<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCz2hBB_TI/AAAAAAAAACs/Gj0p2rim_ao/DSC01557.jpg" /><br />Cheesy duck ride in Genting<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCz3RBB_UI/AAAAAAAAAC0/oG34oFbfWAQ/DSC01559.jpg" /><br />Rozz and I...<br /></div><br />Genting tries so hard to be a Las Vegas, but all it achieved is looking like a haunted themepark. Everything is soooo old and ill-maintained!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCz4BBB_VI/AAAAAAAAAC8/OGws5WvCjMg/DSC01561.jpg" /><br />G with V-cam. Filming Girls Out Loud: Road Trip!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">G never puts make up so we forced her to!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCz4hBB_WI/AAAAAAAAADE/q0ryucnFz5Q/DSC01562.jpg" /><br />With fake lashes, haha...<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCz5RBB_XI/AAAAAAAAADM/DyIm2pFrmv0/DSC01563.jpg" /><br />I wish Mike would stop flirting with the camera.<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCz6xBB_ZI/AAAAAAAAADc/lg-3c9ZqIT4/DSC01566.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCz7RBB_aI/AAAAAAAAADk/gLB6xfEmdOo/DSC01567.jpg" /><br />He is doing it again!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReC0KhBB_tI/AAAAAAAAAF8/Gpujm-u2p7I/glasses.jpg?imgmax=512" /><br />Stop!!!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCz6BBB_YI/AAAAAAAAADU/p9g7WMPWUzY/DSC01564.jpg" /><br />Group of us went to have a drink...<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCz8BBB_bI/AAAAAAAAADs/XXFmrszAbKc/DSC01570.jpg" /><br />G told me to pose with Cigar Aficionado and wine so I look rich!<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">********</span><br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCz9xBB_dI/AAAAAAAAAD8/a_CpZH6xsFQ/DSC01575.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCz-hBB_eI/AAAAAAAAAEE/O6Pcj6gOXBQ/DSC01576.jpg" /><br /><br />Qing qing invited us to go to the premiere of<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-size:130%;" > Just Follow Law</span>!<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCz9BBB_cI/AAAAAAAAAD0/dHYVr9ZHiOQ/DSC01574.jpg" /><br /></div><br />I am so mean, there were another 4 people after Jack Neo but I just cropped them off coz they are not interesting.<br /><br />The movie is quite funny, it's about Fann and Gurmit switching souls! I'd pay money just to watch Fann Wong scold Nabeh lor! (Which she did in the show)<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">*********<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCz_hBB_fI/AAAAAAAAAEM/6V9q4uyoGYQ/DSC01583.jpg" /><br />Random photo: Girl I drew on post-it.<br /><br />I think I might be very talented.<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReC0LhBB_uI/AAAAAAAAAGE/I5eo69Zsutk/cloud.jpg" /><br />Random photo: This is how we spent Valentine's day<br /><br />Making Cloudy chase laser points. :D<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">CNY Day 1!!!!!!</span></span><br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReC0MhBB_vI/AAAAAAAAAGM/feFSWqQGpM8/car.jpg?imgmax=512" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReC0ABBB_gI/AAAAAAAAAEU/3w9Of1fVV6k/DSC01594.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReC0AxBB_hI/AAAAAAAAAEc/bQkNr3KPcoE/DSC01597.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReC0BhBB_iI/AAAAAAAAAEk/02_G53PEtec/DSC01598.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReC0ChBB_jI/AAAAAAAAAEs/P_6V1fp-k3A/DSC01599.jpg" /><br />My favourite people in the world: Grandma and grandpa =)<br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReC0DBBB_kI/AAAAAAAAAE0/eMyZCyZxn8U/DSC01607.jpg" /><br />Cousin Vivian<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReC0DxBB_lI/AAAAAAAAAE8/HTmwD0kQ1gE/DSC01608.jpg?imgmax=512" /><br />With my daddy!<br /><br />He looks super confused.<br />I think Dads aren't used to self-shot pictures.<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReC0ExBB_mI/AAAAAAAAAFE/68E032cuSJ0/DSC01614.jpg" /><br />My twin uncles! They are always smily and cute<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReC0FhBB_nI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Rrx0hohRCfk/DSC01616.jpg" /><br />Me + grandma + grandpa.<br /></div><br />I think my grandma doesn't love me anymore coz this year she didn't fry an egg for me... Every year she would... :(<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReC0GhBB_oI/AAAAAAAAAFU/hyroU34o98A/DSC01627.jpg" /><br />My, eh, "Ferragamo" bag.<br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">CNY DAY 2!!</span></span><br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReC0HRBB_pI/AAAAAAAAAFc/JpJ9M-jFSho/DSC01636.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReCzpRBB_EI/AAAAAAAAAA0/WqbIEIL6opE/baby.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReC0NRBB_wI/AAAAAAAAAGU/qp--bxU9pJE/babygirl.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReC0IRBB_qI/AAAAAAAAAFk/ong1FpA-2HI/DSC01660.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh6.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReC0JBBB_rI/AAAAAAAAAFs/Puo4suBkxx0/DSC01661.jpg" /><br /></div><br />(Yes I know you can see my bra. Whatever! Just a piece of stupid garment)<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">My baby niece!!! Isn't she the sweetest ever??</span></span><br /><br />Sooooooo cute and fat and cuddly! My maternal instincts are RAGING!!!! I need a baby...<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReC0JxBB_sI/AAAAAAAAAF0/H1oMd8-iNSo/DSC01665.jpg" /><br /><br />FINE.<br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">CNY DAY 3</span></span><br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReHTOhBB_zI/AAAAAAAAAGk/K0_SK5_swvA/DSC01704.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReHTPhBB_0I/AAAAAAAAAGs/6Q4k-7G0hE8/DSC01705.jpg" /><br />Yan Kaykay (aka Qihua), Qingqing and me!!<br /></div><br />Qihua always asks me to marry her brother so she can call me Yan Yan Yan. Very funny hor? *roll eyes at Qihua*<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReHTQBBB_1I/AAAAAAAAAG0/8V4PtQEC0as/DSC01676.JPG" /><br />Qing with Kelvin's sis, Shi han.<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReHTRBBB_2I/AAAAAAAAAG8/ApyoiY8WWdc/DSC01707.jpg" /><br />Qihua is eating... AGAIN! Always.<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReHTRhBB_3I/AAAAAAAAAHE/dKqvbRuIcUg/DSC01712.jpg" /><br />Super big giant prawn next to puny prawns... :D<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReHTSRBB_4I/AAAAAAAAAHM/0w-nG84Ubzg/DSC01714.jpg" /><br />MJ MADNESS!<br /><br />LASTLY....<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span class="footer"><img src="http://lh3.google.com/image/axiuex2/ReHTTBBB_5I/AAAAAAAAAHU/1ZKDaI6irv8/me.jpg" /></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">ME!!!!!!</span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-13972442043189588622007-02-28T08:23:00.000-08:002018-09-18T14:48:10.275-07:00Lizard Serial KillerSorry for leaving the last blog entry there for so long!<br /><br />Recently I keep having lizard traumas, and I must say that today's is the most horrific of all lor.<br /><br />I am rejoining <span style="font-weight: bold;">Stomp</span>, so I had to do a photoshoot right... then there was a miscommunication and <span style="font-style: italic;">nobody told me I am supposed to wear my own clothes!!</span><br /><br />So there I was, stupidly, at 10.30am in the morning at SPH, having took a $14.50 cab fare from home, and dressed in my lousy tee and shorts, totally inappropriate for the red and black theme.<br /><br />5 minutes into meeting the lady-in-charge I stopped short and realised we were in a dire situation.<br /><br />I cabbed home again to get suitable clothes, and I thought, I might as well just ask the cabbie to wait downstairs - might actually be cheaper than calling another cab.<br /><br />And so I did!<br /><br />So I went upstairs, opened my wardrobe, and a <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">fucking gigantic lizard was inside my wardrobe and tried to escape out!!</span></span><br /><br />The stupid fucker tried to weasel through the hinge crack and couldn't, so I took the opportunity and <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT DAMN HARD</span></span>.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >BAM!</span><br /><br />Fucking lizard was smashed until he <span style="font-style: italic;">gong gong</span> between the door and wardrobe!<br /><br />He was stuck there, so I slammed once more to make sure he is dead.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">BAM!</span></span><br /><br />Fucking tail fell out!!<br /><br />THE TAIL FELL ON MY FAVOURITE WHITE TERRY CLOTH SHORTS!<br /><br />The tail wiggled so vigariously, as if it had a life of its own, and was so rapidly flopping around that I could only do one thing:<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I stood there, stone-still, and screamed my lungs out for Momo.<br /><br /><br /><br />She hurried in and I explained what happened to her in a trembling voice. She shoved me out of the place (stomp dress in hand) and told me to go before the cab leaves me.<br /><br />My brave Momo!<br /><br />She took a giant piece of masking tape and cleared up the corpse.<br /><br />In the process, she claimed that the lizard's body (still stuck up there in between the door and wardrobe) fell down and when she saw the dead eyes staring up at her, she vomitted.<br /><br />Poor Momo!<br /><br />I recently keep having horrific encounters with lizards which involve me somehow giving them a horrible death.<br /><br />I used to not mind them very much, coz I think unlike cockroaches lizards always know how to <i>siam</i> when they see humans and also they eat the mosquitoes, but man...<br /><br />Maybe 2 months ago one lizard DIED while being trapped in the tangle of computer cables behind my desk, and THE SMELL IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD.<br /><br />For a week I could smell a sour, salty and tangy smell in my room, and I didn't know what the hell it was!<br /><br />I searched for damn long and thought maybe I dropped some food behind the computer table and that's why it smells so bad.<br /><br />Then finally I couldn't take it anymore and moved the table away.<br /><br />There, trapped in the complicated cables was a lizard, who, maliciously enough, decided to end its life in my room.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">WHERE IS THE FUCK ARE ALL THE CORPSES OF LIZARDS ANYWAY?</span><br /><br />Have you ever thought about that? There are so many lizards around, yet I've only seen one dead one (and this one's not dying of old age either, it was trapped). Come think of it I saw another baby one before behind my couch. It was totally dried and black. YUCK!<br /><br />But where are all the dead old adult lizards? Eaten up? By ants? Yuck, lizard so yucky also got people eat.<br /><br />Weird. Come think of it, where are all the dead birds and dead stray cats? Are our cleaning bangalas that efficient?!<br /><br />Food for thought.<br /><br />Anyway as I was saying! I had to clean up that lizard corpse (just my luck it is resting in hot wires and therefore was prone to emitting that horrible smell 10x) and I kept making puking noises while doing it.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">AFTER THAT I DECIDED TO DECLARE WAR ON LIZARDS. </span><br />I had enough of their shit (literally), and NO MORE LIZARDS ALLOWED AT HOME!<br /><br />Just 1 week ago I smacked (with my slipper) one baby lizard to death while showering.<br /><br />At first it was on the high corner of the bathroom, so I made sure I stood far enough, and sprayed it with damn hot water.<br /><br />It fell to the ground, at the bottom corner... I turned on the <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">water full blast</span>, and kept spraying it till it was spinning around rapidly in an a miniature wave-pool.<br /><br />After 10 minutes of malicious spraying, the lizard flopped on its back, apparently dead.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">NOT!!!</span><br /><br />Bugger was fucking pretending ok!<br /><br />So I sprayed it again, for another 5 mins. It just won't drown! So annoying! But it was indeed very exhausted from spinning, so it just stood there unmoving.<br /><br />Big mistake.<br /><br />I smacked it 3 times with my slipper.<br /><br />Since I was doing all this drama, I wasn't done with my showering, so I had to continue showering all while pretending the grey corpse of a smashed lizard wasn't just 30 cm away from me.<br /><br />Yuck!<br /><br />OK here's the thing. If you are in the same situation as me, and supposing you can't flush the lizard into the drainage coz there is a sieve there, what would you do?<br /><br />Would you<br /><br />a) Use plastic bag to pick up the lizard<br />b) Use your bare hands to pick it up ("Lizard only what, cheh...")<br />c) Use vaccuum cleaner<br />d) Use masking tape<br /><br />I considered A and D, but I didn't wanna feel the mushiness behind the plastic bag and I thought the masking tape might not stick a wet lizard, so I came up with something better.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I used disposable wooden chopsticks to pick it up and throw it into the toilet bowl!</span><br /><br />BEST.<br /><br />The tail took some skill to pick up.<br /><br />Two days before this, I used a microwave-safe plastic box to trap a gigantic lizard!<br /><br />When I slid the lid back from under the box and had the lizard trapped, I looked at it, and its stupid bulging eyes seemed to be pleading me to just let it go.<br /><br /><br />....<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FRIEND WHO DIED IN MY COMPUTER CABLES, YOU FUCKER?!</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">YOU THINK I'M GONNA LET YOU GO?!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">NEXT TIME MAYBE WHEN YOUR SORT DIES YOU WILL THINK OF A BETTER PLACE TO DIE, HUH?! HUH?!<br /><br /><br /></span><br />And so, hatred pulsed through me at a scary rate and I shook the box containing the lizard hard... for 5 whole mins.<br /><br />I imagine I must have looked damn crazy and definitely would not have sex with myself if I weren't me. I'd have sex with myself when I am not crazy though. I'm pretty hot.<br /><br />After shaking it for so long, the tail fell out into 3 separate pieces, and bits of its body was mashed up, not to mention it also shitted itself. Gross!<br /><br />Before it died, for a split second I contemplated putting the box into the microwave just so it will die in the most horrible way possible. But of course I didn't, the microwave is for food mah!<br /><br />So anyway, <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">WHY AM I SO CRUEL?!</span></span><br /><br />After all my killings I realised I don't kill for justice anymore, I kill for a sadistic, perverted high!<br /><br />It makes me feel good and powerful!!<br /><br />I think I am going to turn into a serial killer! I read on wikipedia that most serial killers start out by torturing small animals even when they are kids.<br /><br />I told my worry to Rozz, who told me that lizards are not (relatively speaking) animals and they are evil and deserve being tortured.<br /><br />I then told my worry to Mike, who laughed it off and said that he used to explode ants and also, once, used a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bb_gun">BB gun</a> on a chicken.<br /><br />Those air guns are really painful and he and his brother shot the chicken (who very unfortunately flew into their backyard by mistake) at least 150 times.<br /><br />Horrible boys!!!<br /><br />The chicken actually survived and flew away, and Mike said he saw it walking along the sidewalk a few days later.<br /><br />He also told me he was aiming mostly for the head.<br /><br />I guess I am not cruel enough to be a serial killer after all.<br /><br />But hey, if lizards could talk, I'd be their feared serial killer.<br /><br />Yeah, I'm a Lizard serial killer. I killed 3 in a week. You are a lizard reading this, you better be careful.<br /><br />************<br /><br />Anyone watched the movie Hostel? Fantastic show. It's about this guy who went holidaying and was trapped to be the victim at a torture-house where rich clients pay to torture and kill people.<br /><br />He escaped (after being tortured quite badly), and in turn he tortured his torturer the same way the torturer did to him.<br /><br />It is very funny, because at the start when he was being "innocently" tortured, I suppose the movie watchers will all agree to take the guy's side and feel strongly against the rich sadistic torturer.<br /><br />However, when this guy was taking his revenge and did stuff like cutting off his enemy's toe (his own toe got cut off too), I felt like he was doing the right thing, and was even cheering him on to do more to his enemy.<br /><br />Now that's weird isn't it? It's the same torture, but as long as we feel we can justify it, we seem to enjoy it, but if we can't, then we say it's cruel and heartless blah blah.<br /><br />Serial killers are just like any of us - it's just that they justify taking their victims because they are sick in the head.<br /><br />For example, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_bundy">Ted Bundy</a> killed young girls who look like the one who dumped him in high school. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wayne_Gacy">John Wayne Gacy</a> killed young boys coz he was secretly homosexual and hated what he called "gay-acting people".<br /><br />I find American serial killers very fascinating (not in a good way, but still, fascinating)! They are the worst sort, for some reason.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-42490040584794771082007-02-24T07:29:00.000-08:002018-09-18T14:48:10.639-07:00Or loosely translated as "<span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Ridding the public of vermin</span>"<br /><br />Some of you might remember I used to have a blog dedicated, at first at least, solely to produce hate messages against me - very uncreatively and childishly named "Xialanxue".<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">(Don't try to go to his site, it now contains a spam address with irritating pop-ups)</span><br /><br />Throughout a span of a year, the blog owner (who is an anonymous coward of course) wrote many lies about me and caused me countless tears, striking especially hard to siphon fame whenever I was down or had some controversy going on.<br /><br />I did not know him (nobody who knows me will presume the absurd things he says about me), and yet he sounded like he knows the inside of my head so well, assuming my motives, my intentions, and boardcasting them to the naive internet world, who dumbly enough chose to believe him.<br /><br />Most annoying of all, he stood on high moral ground and preached to others how to live their lives, when he is just a nobody. He could be your regular admin clerk, or your middle-aged illiterate uncle, or even some computer geek who never left his pc world.<br /><br />Is he Gandhi? Is he my father? I presume not. So he is in no position to tell me what to do.<br /><br />The last straw came when he published an article saying that a real life friend of mine told him that I was... something like none of my real life friends even like me.<br /><br />*ROLL EYES*<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">IS THAT IRRITATING OR WHAT!?</span></span><br /><br />As if any of my real-life friends will make friends with vermin like him! Seriously, he needs to wake up and smell the real shit: WE ARE OF A DIFFERENT CLASS. My friends will never make friends with someone like YOU!<br /><br />All my good friends range from knowing me 10-3 years, and you would think that people who dislike me will not stick around for so long.<br /><br />Countless times, I had my looks insulted, my photos defaced, and my reputation defamed, all to just earn him a few adsense dollars.<br /><br />The retard even concluded he is good enough to be impersonated! Isn't that funny? If a can of abalone claims to be some barnacles<span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span><a href="http://perezhilton.com/"></a> one day, that is called <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">SPOOFING</span>.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">NOT</span> impersonation, simply because you are not good enough, geddit? YOU ARE JUST THE ACCESSORY, WITHOUT WHICH THE POTAGONIST YOU WON'T EVEN EXIST.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">FUCK HIM.</span><br /><br />I hated him so much, one day I decided I had enough, and approached lawyers.<br /><br />My friend introduced me to a lawyer who agreed on taking on the case.<br /><br />Somehow, XLX must have caught wind of the impending case, because he stopped writing about me.<br /><br />Instead, he terrorized other bloggers, including Dawn (first posting her pre-op photos then saying how she is sweet etc unlike me *roll eyes*), Wee Shu Min (whoever she is), Tammy and various other random people.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">FUCK HIM.</span><br /><br />Starhub took a long time to get back with the identity behind the ip address, and I thought, since XLX stopped blogging about me, I shall let it go.<br /><br /><br />Just two days ago, he resurfaced again, linking to some useless forum person who dug out my mistake of a Maxim photoshoot 2 years ago, and claiming I posed for it with my new plastic nose.<br /><br />How grossly wrong can his information get?<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >(Also, seriously, the nose job insults are just sooooo lame, it's like throwing styrofoam daggers at me).</span><br /><br />And once again, he has the guts to insinuate <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">disgust</span> at my looks.<br /><br />Let's face it, he is probably an ugly loser and will jump at the chance to have sex with someone half my celibre.<br /><br />Digressing, why are some ugly people so unabashed? <span style="font-style: italic;">HOW </span>can you keep going on about how some other people are ugly when it only draws attention to how you look like a buttplug?<br /><br />So anyway, I wrote an email to him:<br /><br /><blockquote>Hey there,<br /><br />I don't know what tricks you are up to again, but I think I should inform you that I am one step away from suing you. My lawyers actually have gathered everything needed, and I've already paid starhub $500 to get your ip address to reveal who you are.<br /><br />My lawyers have all your archives saved, and as you know, it is unarguable that you have defamed me countless of times (especially with regards to you putting up the pictures of me from edmw forum some time ago). It doesn't matter that you took down your entries: Point is that they were all once there.<br /><br />And I don't even know you personally - I don't deserve all the trauma you have caused me.<br /><br />I did not go ahead with the law suit because you stopped blogging about me for some time, and I decided to live and let live.<br /><br />All I need is $2,000 to go ahead with it (for court charges).<br /><br />Should I go ahead with it? You decide. Either shut down your blog completely, or get sued.<br /><br />The damages won't be little, and I'm sure I'll have the support of many other girls whom you have made it your business to defame.<br /><br /><br />Yours sincerely,<br />Wendy</blockquote><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">And thus he shut down his site.</span></span><br /><br />Good riddence, Mr Nobody. You would have been a nobody without me, so let's have you return to that insignificant position. I'm sure the rest of the girls and I will miss your sorry ass.(*insert Borat "NOT!")<br /><br />I guess that the question I'd have to ask God when I die (presuming we get to ask a question, which I think is only fair) is who he is. I'd then seduce the weather guy and make him throw a lightning bolt at xlx's face, splintering it into a million burnt pieces. Ahhh... that feels good. What do you mean what about his mother? Too bad la, as if my mother wasn't sad when he kept defaming me!<br /><br />I wonder if after I die I will be able to keep my new nose, or go back to the old one? It will be so sad to suddenly have a big nose again.<br /><br />(What do you mean how do I know he is a guy? I just know! Girls don't blog like that.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-3861381975524847572007-02-20T12:40:00.000-08:002018-09-18T14:48:11.025-07:00$325I am rich!!!!!! Although $325 may not be a lot compared to what some ah sia kias (rich people's sons) are getting, but it's still a pretty good sum of effortless cash!<br /><br />Daddy gave me the most money ($200), followed by a mysterious parent (I think it's Kelvin's) who gave the second most: $28.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Angpows are sooooo shiok!</span> It's the best thing about being Chinese, followed closely by xiao long baos (and various other cuisines such as the salted egg yolk prawns) and the beautiful language of Mandarin.<br /><br />This year I kept getting invited to prestigious houses to bai nian! Qing asked me to go to her sister's place (I actually yelped in excitement in the middle of mahjong) although I am forbidden to tell you guys who she is (if you guess it correctly in the comments I will delete it!).<br /><br />And then Ming asked me to go to this guy's place... <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">HIS HOUSE GOT FLAMINGOS AND PEACOCKS WALKING AROUND CAN!!!!!!</span></span><br /><br />And it's supposedly super super big too!!<br /><br />Too bad the stupid Junne dua me in the end, so I had no one to go with me and missed the opportunity. See la, she made you guys miss an interesting blog entry! Never mind, still got next year!<br /><br />Some of you might be hmpf-ing at me and asking, "What makes you think you will even live till next year? Your obesity will kill you soon!"<br /><br />First of all, I am trying my best to diet in the midst of ba kwa and unlimited snacks lying around, ok! Stop saying I am fat!<br /><br />Secondly, I am determinded to stay alive till next year at least, because I <span style="font-size:180%;">NEED</span> to read the last Harry Potter book before I die!<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_potter_and_the_deathly_hallows">Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows</a><span style="font-weight: bold;">.</span></span><br /><br />Doesn't it sound extremely forbidding and exciting? <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">YES IT DOES!</span></span><br /><br />I'm going to go into Harry Potter frenzy again!! JK Rowling announced that the book will be published on 21st July, and that, my blogders, will be the day I... no, one day after that (gimme some time to read the book), will be the day you can kill me.<br /><br />I mean, of course I still won't be very happy about being killed, but hey, at least I won't be pondering in hell what happened to Harry...<br /><br />Bill and Fleur are gonna get married! And Victor Krum is coming back into the scene! How will Ron react? Is Dumbledore really dead? How did Rowling get <a href="http://www.jkrowling.com/textonly/en/rumours_view.cfm?id=43">so funny</a>?<br /><br />She is so totally my favourite writer. I know you guys thought I sounded really stupid in that <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9bQu4ZJlE8">GoL ep with SPG</a> but I am <span style="font-style: italic;">NOT</span> kidding when I said that the Harry Potter series (as a whole) is my favourite book in the world.<br /><br />Why would people choose a cheam and dull book to be their favourite? The Harry Potter series is intriguing and funny and a breeze to read. Perfect! I am not ashamed of my choice and I will not be conformed into saying any other book is my favourite!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">ANYWAY!</span><br /><br />A few pictures. It's like a Mike Galore, I shot so much pictures of him!<br /><br />Me and Him at the new Marche. Or V'iage or whatever it is called now, still the same damn thing.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1024/489582/DSC01379.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1024/339444/DSC01377.jpg" /><br />Unshaven and drinking!<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1024/720672/DSC01373.jpg" /><br /></div><br />Rozz asked me to go the Biotherm launch, they gave us <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">$500</span> worth of Biotherm vouchers!!! *boggle-eyed*<br /><br />I had SUCH a good time choosing all my products.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1024/273304/DSC01232editblack.jpg" /><br />Thought I'd put up the uncensored version of this photo.<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1024/648659/DSC01389.jpg" /><br />Mike's olive green eye<br /></div><br />I took this while he was lying in bed beside me. It's so bloody unfair! Look at how pretty real coloured eyes are! It's so intriguing; the sea-green blends into the brown and forms a flower-like pattern.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" >GRRRRR.</span> Why can't ALL the races have coloured eyes?<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1024/418360/DSC01405.jpg" /><br />Hmmm cute<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1024/921415/DSC01413.jpg" /><br />Last day of being blonde<br /></div><br />I somehow look like a tranny in that picture. Why?<br /><br />Anyway, black hair.<br /><br />It's so funny! I never really thought about what race I look like, and I just always presumed I look Chinese even with light-coloured hair.<br /><br />But only after I dyed my hair (and cut my stupid fringe to go with it) did I realise how much more oriental I looked!<br /><br />After Mike and I *ahem-ed* that day, I caught our reflection in the mirror and exclaimed with a loud gasp, <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">"Oh my god! We just had inter-racial sex! That's like so weird!!"</span><br /><br />He frowned at me and said placidly that has been happening for some time now, but well, before this I always had the same-ish hair colour as him so it really never occured to me how fundamentally different we are!<br /><br />(Isn't it funny? People think it's crude when you talk about having sex, but everyone with children, or pregnant ladies, are doing exactly the same thing except it's not <span style="font-style: italic;">out loud</span>. They all have sex too!)<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1024/317801/DSC01435.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1024/563169/DSC01442.jpg" /><br />Black hair<br /></div><br />Went to <span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Weili's farewell party</span></span> at his club...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1024/170709/DSC01446.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1024/583232/DSC01451.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1024/455584/DSC01466.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1024/340410/DSC01465.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/784795/DSC01453.jpg" /><br /></div><br />Weili has the same pose in so many pictures! Hahaha...<br /><br />You can't see it, but the hair colour is really dark blue! The dye stains the back of shirts, towels, as well as pillow cases a dull purplish tone. Not good!<br /><br />The dye and cut courtesy of Kimage, of course.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1024/459878/nails.jpg" /><br />Sudden irrelevant photo: My beautiful nails!<br /></div><br />I am so talented! I stuck on my residue crystals on the nails and they look SOOO splendid.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mike Mike Mike:</span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1024/411596/DSC01477.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1024/602046/starw2.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/989291/straw.jpg" /><br /><br />In case you are wondering about the straw, we were trying to take a photo and see what the straw will look like. We found out it mostly would be an uninteresting blur.<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1024/551240/baby2.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1024/974220/baby.jpg" /><br /></div><br />Ha! I found his perfect angle while he was using the comp, so I made him take a dozen photos in that pose!<br /><br />Wong is siao! She asked us all to go to <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" >iFuture</span> at the Science Center, which, in my humble opinion, is quite boring.<br /><br />All they had as a redeeming factor is this neat optical illusion!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1024/650928/science2.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1024/298155/science1.jpg" /><br /></div><br />Isn't it cool?? With some mirrors they made it look like someone with a sense of humour chopped Wong's and Mike's heads to put on fruit platters.<br /><br />Mike's "dead" face is totally unconvincing. Wong's much better as an actress.<br /><br />That's all for today! I got a lot of pictures of my KL trip, as well as CNY day 1 and 2.<br /><br />Luv!<br /><br />p/s: Are the colours of the pictures nice? Did something special with them. :) And also, yes, these are the photos AFTER the nose job. There's no need to scrutinize, coz I STILL edit my face, ha! Don't blame me! I'm just a perfectionist like that!<br /><br />p/p/s: Mike is <span style="font-style: italic;">NOT</span> younger than me. He is 26 this year!!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-76984762713838733652007-02-17T09:05:00.000-08:002018-09-18T14:48:11.386-07:00Happy CNYWOAH!!<br /><br />My muscles are aching ALL OVER!!!!!<br /><br />Momo and I went to Ikea and bought <span style="font-weight: bold;">$350</span> worth of furnishing stuff (all paid by me -_- except for the paint which Momo kindly sponsored), including two new cupboards and a cute flower nightlight!<br /><br />Momo took my loft bed over to her room ("easier to vaccuum") and left me with a super-single mattress to sleep on the floor till she buys a new bed for me :D<br /><br />Many years ago when we just moved in here, I told my mom I wanted my room pink, so she bought pink paint for me... But I really don't like that shade (like strawberry ice-cream shade... I know! I am so difficult), so <span style="font-style: italic;">today</span>! I finally did something about it and painted a wall a deep shade of pink!<br /><br />I think I'll either put mirrors half over it or paint a mural.<br /><br />Meanwhile, Mike seems to have secured a job here (all fingers crossed), and it is my one true wish that he turns into a rich angmoh! Then I'll be one of those girls dating rich angmohs - which, I can only imagine, rules!!!!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">MUAHAHAHA!</span><br /><br />It will possibly rule till some maid walking along Orchard road tries to seduce my rich angmoh by feeding him some <span style="font-weight: bold;">nasi kangkang</span>.<br /><br />Nasi kangkang, a single most disgusting person informed me some time ago, is, erm... cursed rice.<br /><br />When fed to a man, he will be smitten by you and will do anything for you!<br /><br />Erm, apparently, the way to make nasi kangkang (<span style="font-style: italic;">or so I heard, do correct me if I am wrong</span>) is to cook a bowl of steaming rice and...<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">SQUAT ABOVE IT AND LET THE WATER CONDENSE ON YOUR BYEBYE!</span></span><br /><br />And thus the water drips back into the rice, and all that's left now is to feed it to the man of your choice, and he is yours!!!!!<br /><br />YIKES!<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">So gross!</span></span><br /><br />The byebye won't <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">burn</span> meh, I thought steam is 100 degrees leh! Orh bi good if she burns I guess, serves her right for resorting to trickery like this!<br /><br />Ha! I am imagining some chick trying to do this and burning her genitals. She'll be hopping around feeling damn pissed off with herself! Not only did she not succeed in making a bowl of nasi kangkang, even if the boy likes her out of his own will she can't have sex with him coz she is burnt! MUAHAHA<br /><br /><br />Obviously, some of you may be frowning now, thinking, "Why would Mike accept a bowl of rice from some strange female?"<br /><br />That, my dear friend, is good and logical thinking, but angmohs are super greedy and will eat anything! I'm just saying.<br /><br />I got shitloads of photos but no time to edit them yet.<br /><br />And for those of you who wanted Rozz's blog add, <a href="http://blog.power98.com.sg/rosalyn/">here</a> it is! She's a pretty good blogger I must say. :)<br /><br />Pictures maybe tomorrow or the day after.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy Chinese New Year everyone and many many angpows!!!!!</span></span><br /><br />p/s: Mike left for home yesterday and I am really sad coz I wanted to dress him up in a traditional navy blue mandarin collar satin shirt. I thought he would look so good in it! When I told him this, he shook his head and said he is not my doll. Bah! He is not a fun and oriental-loving angmoh.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-20618387809115506412007-02-13T11:24:00.000-08:002018-09-18T14:48:11.744-07:00Happy V dayJust got back from a holiday in Malaysia with Gillian, Rozz, Ashley, and their respective boyfriends/husband.<br /><br />Sorry for the lack in updates lar! I brought my laptop there and wanted to blog, but as it turns out there is no free wifi in M'sia. Sorry!<br /><br />We had SUCH great food in Penang! I officially call it the best restaurant in the world, coz they served the best lala, crab (cheese crab!) and prawns I've ever eaten, with the prawns being the most fab of all.<br /><br />It was shelled (leaving just the head and the tail bits) and deep-fried and breaded with what appears to be a mixture of golden-brown batter and <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">salted egg yolk</span>!!<br /><br />SOOOOOOOO good!<br /><br />I've been feeling very tormented lately coz I really want a tattoo and my mom and Mike both don't like the idea.<br /><br />I'd go ahead and do it, but Momo threatens to throw me out of the house, and I am scared that Mike gets repulsed by me or something.<br /><br />:(((((((((((((((<br /><br />And I REALLY DETEST the feeling that I am stopped from doing something I want to do by someone else's judgement.<br /><br />It's making me sooo pissed off I wanna box something. Or rapidly mince a tiny animal.<br /><br />Why can't people just be happy for me for such a simple thing? It's my own body leh, and it seems very weird to me that if I were to scratch myself tomorrow skiing or something, and leave a permanent scar, nobody is gonna keep telling me, "Oh, you will regret skiing now, won't you?" coz they just know it's done and whatever they say just won't change anything.<br /><br />I also hate the people who keep saying that I will regret doing it.<br /><br />You know what? <span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />YOU</span> will regret doing it.<br />I won't.<br /><br />I am not you, so don't judge me based on your own thinking - we are different.<br /><br />These are the exact same sort of people who keep telling me that eating a bit of parsley (coriander, whatever) won't kill me.<br /><br />FUCK OFF! Just coz you don't mind parsley doesn't mean I necessarily feel the same way about it, ok?<br /><br />How badly do I dislike parsley? Well, if I eat it, I will puke.<br /><br />If I were forced to choose to eat the 100g of my own shit (not Cloudy's, Cloudy's shit is DAMN smelly) or 100g of parsley, I'd have to tell you that that's a tough choice I have to make.<br /><br />(Unless, of course, my shit contains parsley, but that's a different thing altogether)<br /><br />THAT'S how much I hate it, so STOP TRIVIALISING MY HATRED FOR PARSLEY AND ASK ME TO JUST TOLERATE IT ON MY MEE SOTO, I WON'T!<br /><br />HATE people who impose their views on other people.<br /><br />My mom keeps telling me to look at the old people around who are lasering off their tatts in regret.<br /><br />Weird, because if I don't do it when I am young and thus decided not to do it for the rest of my life, won't I regret too? Simply because I missed my chance to do something I really wanted?<br /><br />Either way, it seems, I lose; but at least if I do it it will be <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">my</span> choice I regret, instead of bearing a grudge against someone else's choice.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.tattoosunlimited.com/tattoo-designs/lower-back-tattoo.jpg" /><br /><div style="text-align: center; font-style: italic;">I hate this bitch, she has a tattoo.</div></div><br /><br />When I stop being so grumpy I'd blog some more, with pictures.<br /><br />Today is me and Mike's 11th month anniversary, and as it turns out, also Valentine's Day!<br /><br /><img src="http://www.nbc11.com/2006/0919/9888072_240X180.jpg" align="left" />We planned to watch Heroes the whole day, but we finished 10 of the 11 episodes we had yesterday. -_-<br /><br />Great show!<br /><br />I think I'd go cook a sumptuous Singaporean dinner for him. And by sumptuous, I really mean average. Coz I can't cook very well, I think.<br /><br />But how difficult is it to follow a recipe, right?<br /><br />Eh, right?<br /><br />Oh btw, we also filmed a bit more of Girls Out Loud on our road trip!<br /><br />Nope, I don't think we are gonna have a season two (you can write in to local5@mediacorptv.com if you want to pester Mediacorp to do season 2), but these clips we filmed might be going on Youtube. :)<br /><br />I'll keep you guys posted!<br /><br />p/s: It rules to be attached on V day for once! Past 4 years sucked.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-22210073533802488572007-02-05T20:25:00.000-08:002018-09-18T14:48:12.107-07:00Busy making babiesHa! Just kidding!<br /><br />Anyway, I don't know why, but I've got nothing interesting to blog about lately!<br /><br />I've just been lazing around with Mike watching Dvds - Lost season 3, Prison Break I and II, and My Name is Earl (which is fucking hilarious I tell you) and basically pigging out.<br /><br />Teban Garden's ****** food place sucks! They tried to sell the poor angmoh 2 small pieces of tandoori chicken for $10!!!<br /><br />Bloody hell! Singaporean hawker vendors really shouldn't cheat foreigners this way! Someone told me that in Newton, some bloody Chinese hawkers sold some angmohs a bowl of shark's fin soup for $300...!<br /><br />$300, can you imagine? Those angmohs also stupid lar, should ask the price before ordering something that sounds like it could be very expensive lor.<br /><br />Crazyass bastards are so scheming!! Hawker people are horrible.<br /><br />I told Mike to repeat after me for future such scenarios:<br /><br /><blockquote>"I will not pay XX dollars for your laksa/dvd player/bananas. I will now take a photo of your store and you, and report this atrocity to CASE. I will also write a letter to Straits Times forum. Good day."</blockquote><br /><br />That is, of course, in the case of him not being surrounded by, for example, a multitude of Sim Lim ah bengs.<br /><br />So yeah, Mike paid $6 for the chicken in the end, and they went all threatening, saying that he is accusing them of overcharging him. GRRRRRRRRR! Poor Mike!<br /><br />Anyway, here are some overdue photos of pictures our producer Joan Leong took during filming.<br /><br />I'm really sad that<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"> Girls Out Loud</span> is over! The whole experience was really fun, I enjoyed the company of Rozz and all our crew very much, and I felt like I was doing something productive for once.<br /><br />Now I'm back to doing nothing mostly. Which also rules, don't get me wrong. It's fabulous to be a bummer. I need to find more bummer friends - people who play MJ, poker, and are game for suppers :D<br /><br />So yeah, back to GoL. One of Rozz and my favourite past-time is to tease our poor sound-guy by speaking... erm... rude words into our microphones in a whisper. I really miss traumatizing him!<br /><br />Photos:<br /><br />OOOOOOH! Did I tell you guys I dyed my hair blue-black? I guess to most people it's not a big deal, but I've never had black hair since 1999 when I got out of secondary school!!!!!!!!<br /><br />That's 8 years, holy moly!<br /><br />For the past 3 years maybe, I've been hovering between blonde, light brown, and ashy green, and taking the plunge to go black is a big one ok, coz you can't go back to blonde again after that. Well your hair will all frizz out anyway.<br /><br />Everyone tells me the black hair is nicer but I feel bloody common. Hate it!!!<br /><br />Imma go blonde again in maybe 3 months. Can't take it.<br /><br />Farewell, my lovely blonde hair.... Farewell:<br /><br /><center><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Youth ep<br /><br /></span></span><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/927476/y3.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/199379/y4.jpg" /><br /><br />Rozz and I at Wild wild wet...<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/506221/y8.jpg" /></center><br />My exotic dancing "instructor"! She is super nice and patient k! Can't say the same for her friend over there tho.<br /><br />I photoshopped my armpit to look terribly clean and alluring.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/144942/y9.jpg" /><br />With Darni, the super amazing beatboxer!<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/499684/y6.jpg" /><br />Glam kids. </center><br /><br />They do appear really snotty but I like the bitchiness, being nice is super overrated. Mean is the new black, man.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/489663/y2.jpg" /><br />Ever the cool Rozzie<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/510426/y1.jpg" /><br />Yea, check out my... rainbow.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Work ep<br /><br /></span><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/682373/work11.jpg" /></center><br /><br />Rozz doing her signature "alamak" pose as she fails to carass the lips like she wants to shag it real bad.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/635556/work10.jpg" /><br />Wooo, I could totally see her nipples.<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/574286/work9.jpg" /><br />Cleaning sheep's shit in the zoo. Grrrrr Blardy smelly!<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/768784/work8.jpg" /><br />You can't see it, but it is blazing inside that jumpsuit.<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/136613/work6.jpg" /><br />I was standing on a kerb so that I look like Rozz's height muahaha<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/474496/work7.jpg" /></center><br /><br />How can people wear wool? The sheep's wool is really reallllly filthy, has like flies and shit trapped in it.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/746106/work2.jpg" /><br />Our career counsellor. That about sums up our opinion of her.<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/539787/work3.jpg" /><br />The scary Subaru people.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Supernatural ep</span></span><br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/174356/sn8.jpg" /><br />I think we were talking about ghosts<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/736968/sn9.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/157124/sn2.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/543671/sn1.jpg" /><br />Eh, cleansing house spirits<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/961054/sn3.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/669208/sn4.jpg" /><br />Babyboss!</center><br /><br />This guy is my favourite nutcase in the show! When I first met him he smells really funny (like medicated oil), and he took out this sheet of yellow paper from his bag and put it on the floor.<br /><br />It's like a huge talisman with lots of graphics, and he said he got it from Thailand or something, and the paper is for using some supernatural way to improve sex!<br /><br />On it were many amatuerly drawn graphics of people fornicating, and one particular one had a girl getting screwed by a horse! I am sooooo traumatized!<br /><br />Well, you have to go see the clips to see how crazy Babyboss is.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/353995/sn5.jpg" /><br />Rozz, with a witch, a bomoh, a sorceror, and a skeptic.<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/460784/sn7.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/946321/sn6.jpg" /><br />Us in front of Old Changi Hospital. Nope, I didn't really see any ghosts there...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dating ep</span><br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/937076/Date11.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/80452/Date12.jpg" /></center><br /><br />EWWWWWW.... Steven Lim and his sockless habits! He is damn gross la, but you have to give it to him: He IS funny.<br /><br />At one point, he begged our director Gillian to allow him to crawl on the floor and he did, only to stop at my feet and making grotesque baby noises, except the baby is a baby alien from hell.<br /><br />When I asked him, horrified, what he was doing, he explained that he *was* a kitten (all with a straight face mind you) and asked me if I think he is cute.<br /><br />Good gracious me, I almost died on the spot.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/316595/Date13.jpg" /><br />Me giving Rozz a laser stare.</center><br /><br />While I was being tormented on my "date", she was sitting at the corner sipping clam chowder and laughing her head off at my misfortune.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/917264/Date10.jpg" /><br />Getting coached on dating etiquette.<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/530591/Date9.jpg" /><br />Goodbye you flat flat nose you. Goodbye.<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/375291/Date15.jpg" /><br />Rozz's date Chelestier! Ha!</center><br /><br />He has a timely zit on his forehead; maybe he meant it for comic relief.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/276339/Date3.jpg" /><br />Rozz with her panel of male friends to spill male secrets<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/778156/Date4.jpg" /><br />Us again<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/10937/Date1.jpg" /><br />Tyron, my poly-era crush!<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/242651/Date2.jpg" /><br />Ha! Mike, I only love you baby! Don't get jealous<br /><br />Exotic dancing...<br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/59402/Date5.jpg" /><br />Even with the ears I am not taller than Rozz... -_-<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/765713/Date7.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/875838/Date8.jpg" /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Internet ep</span><br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/825354/I10.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/795242/I11.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/770859/I12.jpg" /><br />With Dr Adrian Cheok, who is quite the pro at virtual reality<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/304613/I5.jpg" /><br />Rozz killing me at counterstrike<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/68995/I6.jpg" /><br />Damn kua zhang these gamers, got costume somemore...<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/225644/I2.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/194318/I3.jpg" /></center><br /><br />I don't know why you people have a problem with my gums. Look, they are healthy and pink and ulcurless! Also, I like photos with my gums showing, it means I am happy and I am not merely taking a photo to act chio, ok.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/132029/I1.jpg" /><br />Ewww Mia.<br /><br /><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/147/2106/1600/890830/I9.jpg" /><br />And lastly, Miss Izzy!</center><br /><br />She dragged her angmoh bf with her on shoot... Kinda skinny, looks old, but seems to care a lot about her.<br /><br />That's about it for now!<br /><br />I'd go bug Joan for the Nose Job pictures, coz I know you guys all want to see how beautiful the inside of my nose looks like, haha...<br /><br />Season finale Ep 8: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlrw--FFSK4">Clip 1</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YpWQiqpi8Q">Clip 2</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujCHFbfiDXg">Clip 3</a><br /><br />p/s: Did <a href="http://www.mypaper.com.sg/myvodcast/20070206xiaxue_a/20070206xiaxue_main.html">an interview</a> with 100.3FM and I wasn't rude enough for them! Hahaha! Guess I have to zest it up and starting scolding everyone who is fat, ugly, or just, well, normal... from now on. =)<br /><br />p/p/s: All the episodes are on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=Sgbox1988">youtube</a>! :)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-5678822138877771492007-01-28T10:18:00.000-08:002018-09-18T14:48:12.469-07:00Sian! It's Monday again and too soon it will be the last episode of <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Girls Out Loud</span></span>!!!<br /><br />Really looking forward to it though, coz the last ep will be the most fabulous of all, inclusive of the all gory nose job. I hope the censors let it in!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><blockquote>10pm, Channel 5 - Monday!</blockquote></span><br /></div><br />I saw a bangala worker nursing a smashed head wound today at Teban Gdns!! He was dripping blood on the ground and his friend was helping him. It looks like someone hit him on the head with some beer bottle!<br /><br />Poor guy.<br /><br />Speaking of beer bottle smashing, I've always wanted to try smashing one at the edge of the table but I am afraid I will cut myself/glass fly into eyeball, etc, so I never really got to doing it.<br /><br />I heard tho, that if you smash the bottle against the table like they do in the movies, the bottle will break very close to the part where you hold it, i.e. more than 2/3 of the bottle will be gone, leaving you with a ridiculous-looking stump of a bottle.<br /><br />Sounds really stupid! I am imagining some stupid ah beng breaking the bottle and then looking totally flustered and embarrassed in front of his enemy, and cue *kua kua kua* music. Ha!!<br /><br />Anyway, regarding the video, I didn't think it is racist! It's the guy's angry reaction that's funny, and the way he speaks. The way he speaks is funny not because of his Indian accent, but because he speaks funny. *shrugs*<br /><br />As for the muslim thing, well, it's just like going into a vegetarian restaurant asking for meat, isn't it? Just very ridiculous-sounding, but nothing malicious. :)<br /><br />Ha! You guys have like no sense of humour.<br /><br />Not funny? That sound clip should win an oscar!<br /><br />Till laters, and remember to watch Girls Out Loud!!<br /><br />p/s: After tomorrow's ep I will be able to post up my after nose job pics. :DUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-75582715727314890912007-01-24T10:42:00.000-08:002018-09-18T14:48:12.831-07:00<b>No pork!</b><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://youtube.com/v/4uG85Oaca_o"></param><embed src="http://youtube.com/v/4uG85Oaca_o" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br>Super funny lar!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754632987088551997.post-5185059525317426682007-01-23T09:21:00.000-08:002018-09-18T14:48:13.192-07:00DamnMike's in the shower and I thought I'd quickly blog something before you guys hold a grudge against me.<br /><br />I was out with my cousin Cally to try on her wedding gown the other day, and my relatives were all commenting that the nose looked a bit crooked.<br /><br />I think this is coz I bumped into Mike's nose the other day when we were *blush* kissing, and now the implant has shifted into a weirdass position!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br /><br />Horrors of horrors.<br /><br /><br />Before I had another appointment with Dr Huang, I was trying to make it look straight on the mirror, and I realised, to do that, I have to smile a strange loop-sided smile!! Ah, that explains some things.<br /><br />So yeah lor, people who are thinking of doing nose jobs - don't think that the adventure ends after the surgery! Got to keep being cautious and everything.<br /><br />I attempted to dig my nose the other day (first time in 2 months!) and the nostril seemed so small and delicate, even the last finger can't fit in! Didn't know the bloody nose holes used to be so big!<br /><br />I went to see Dr Huang, and the first thing he said when he saw me was, "It's crooked now."<br /><br />I was like, -_-|| Dammit!<br /><br />So yeah lor, he tried to push the implant back into position, and it was quite painful. :( Good news is that he said it still can be rectified and instructed me to keep on massaging it everyday. :(<br /><br />And I kept massaging it, then it obtained a FUCKING LOAD of blackheads, and Cellnique can't even work coz as long as the blackheads come out I go ahead and massage some more into the pores.<br /><br />Even better, two pimples grew on each side of the nose, and they CAN'T BE SQUEEZED due to their awkward positioning and fragile nature of my breathe hole.<br /><br />So in conclusion, my nose is crooked, full of blackheads, and has two zits on it.<br /><br />All that because of a little bit of enthusiastic kissing. GOD DAMN!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">*******************************<br /></div><br />It appears to me that there seems to be an ebb of bloggers attempting to make blogging their living too.<br /><br />I am pretty annoyed, coz before me, in Singapore at least, there was no one else.<br /><br />No other full-time blogger.<br /><br />I had to come out with the prices, the strategies, the methods, all by myself, and people are simply lifting them off me now, because I have proven to make things work.<br /><br />That's ok, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 0);">shit</span> happens.<br /><br />What I'm not ok with is when bloggers do not follow a code of ethics.<br /><br />I remember the era where there was only mrbrown, Miyagi, and myself... Those were good times, and the boys were honest bloggers. We discussed stuff like blog ethics and how to earn money and at the same time remain real and truthful to our readers.<br /><br />If you want to advertise, make it clear it is an advertisement, else nobody is ever going to trust the things you say the next time you introduce products or services.<br /><br />Or worse, if blog readers find out about dishonesty? That I don't even want to imagine.<br /><br />Once, it was student recruitment time, and a polytechnic approached me to do advertising on my blog.<br /><br />We discussed about advertorials, and the fee came up to <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" >$5,000</span> worth of money, but the big guys were were not comfortable with the tiny "Advertorial" word on the top of my paid blog entries.<br /><br />Guy asked me if I could not put <span style="font-style: italic;">THAT</span> word up - they are willing to pay much more without it. Board might get some controversy if they were seen advertising with someone who wrote about handicapped toilets, they said.<br /><br />I won't say I wasn't tempted - $5,000 is a bloody lot of money.<br /><br />And it will be easy, all I have to say is that I visited the polytechnic and took some photos...<br /><br />But I made <a href="http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2005/07/about-commercialisation-fame-and.html" target="_new">this promise</a> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">I intended to keep it</span>.<br /><br />I was complaining about this to my RV friends that day, and to my surprise, none of them were even slightly agreeing with my views!<br /><br />Ghimz said that if he were a blogger, he would charge two prices for advertorials, and the "<span style="font-style: italic;">subtle</span>" one would be more expensive.<br /><br />The rest seemed to not know that bloggers were not supposed to mask ads as blog entries anyway!!<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:180%;" >I am shell-shocked!</span><br /><br />You are telling me, all these years, after losing so much money by keeping to my ethics, that nobody even appreciates it?<br /><br />And <span style="font-style: italic;">XXX</span> blogger, when linking an advertiser who also approached me, has his/her link to work perfectly simply because he/she acted like she linked the advertiser out of the goodness of his/her heart?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">GRRRRRRRRRRR!</span><br /><br />I am one pissed off blogger!<br /><br />Tell me what you guys think. Should bloggers be honest? Should paid links be stated as paid? Or won't it matter to you?<br /><br />I am sooooo pissed off.<br /><br /><br />**********************************<br /><br /><blockquote>On a totally similar note, advertisers should be happy to know that it has been six months since the pixel advertising first took place, and the inital ads are all expiring.<br /><br />As such, I am having a <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" >HUGE HUGE SALE RIGHT NOW!! </span><br /><br />Each square there is only <span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">$30</span></span>, and yes, $30 gets you a link on Xiaxue's blog! 2 squares? $60. And so on and so forth.<br /><br />Nab this cheap chance and get your prime spots before someone else does, so <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://xiaxue.sg/public_html/get_pixels.php">click here</a>. :D</blockquote><br /><br /><br />(P/s: Left Mike alone to go listen to his mp3 player while I blogged! Poor boy looks quite bored, you guys should be touched. :D)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0